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Soccer fan dies after slicing her throat open on a wine glass
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:33 am
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:33 am
Talk about a freak way to go.
She was a cutie, too.
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According to police, Ms Maiochi had been sitting down on a sofa holding her mobile phone in one hand and sipping wine from a crystal glass in the other.
As she stood up with the rest of the group up to celebrate Brazil’s win at the end of the game, she lost her balance, reaching out to a coffee table to stop herself from falling.
But she slipped and fell onto the wine glass, which shattered into pieces which penetrated her neck, severing her jugular vein.
Friends tried to stop the blood wrapping towels around her neck but by the time emergency services arrived at the house she was dead.
She was a cutie, too.
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:34 am to RollTide1987
OMG
I’ve drank wine before
I’ve drank wine before
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:34 am to RollTide1987
Ban Assault Wine Glasses!
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:36 am to RollTide1987
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And in her last written post she had shared a video warning about the risks of using a mobile phone while driving, writing: “We never imagine that something like this can happen to us. But accidents do happen.
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:38 am to RollTide1987
This is more of a "How has this not happened to me yet?" than a "Wow, could have been me" thing.
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:38 am to RollTide1987
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sipping wine from a crystal glass
Trying to be all classy and shite and look where that got her. This is why I only frick with solo cups
This post was edited on 6/29/18 at 10:40 am
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:41 am to RollTide1987
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She was a cutie, too.
It's always a little more upsetting when an attractive person dies. Ugly people don't get no tears from nobody.
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:44 am to whoisnickdoobs
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Ugly people don't get no tears from nobody.
no reason to wine about uglies
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:45 am to RollTide1987
I own some crystal wine glasses. This could have been me
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:46 am to deltaland
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I own some crystal wine glasses. This could have been me
too soon, put a cork in it!
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:48 am to deltaland
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I own some crystal wine glasses. This could have been me
I have two concerns with this story:
1.) Who the frick is paying to replace the crystal? Some of them bitches are expensive
2.) Did her friends drink the rest of the wine? Can't have that shite turn to vinegar
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:51 am to RollTide1987
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Friends tried to stop the blood wrapping towels around her neck but by the time emergency services arrived at the house she was dead.
I wonder if it was her carotid artery instead of a jugular. Some confuse the two
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:54 am to eddieray
quote:decant tell, the story didn't claret-fy that
I wonder if it was her carotid artery instead of a jugular. Some confuse the two
Posted on 6/29/18 at 11:10 am to RollTide1987
You would think when Brazil wins a soccer match, their fans would act like they've been there before.
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