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Soccer fan dies after slicing her throat open on a wine glass

Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:33 am
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
71722 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:33 am
Talk about a freak way to go.

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According to police, Ms Maiochi had been sitting down on a sofa holding her mobile phone in one hand and sipping wine from a crystal glass in the other.

As she stood up with the rest of the group up to celebrate Brazil’s win at the end of the game, she lost her balance, reaching out to a coffee table to stop herself from falling.

But she slipped and fell onto the wine glass, which shattered into pieces which penetrated her neck, severing her jugular vein.

Friends tried to stop the blood wrapping towels around her neck but by the time emergency services arrived at the house she was dead.


She was a cutie, too.




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Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9504 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:34 am to
OMG

I’ve drank wine before
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:34 am to
Ban Assault Wine Glasses!
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14092 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:35 am to
Wood?
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62150 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:36 am to
Damn you, Neymar!
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106066 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:36 am to
quote:

And in her last written post she had shared a video warning about the risks of using a mobile phone while driving, writing: “We never imagine that something like this can happen to us. But accidents do happen.
Posted by bricksandstones
Member since Nov 2015
1712 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:36 am to
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:38 am to
That's terrible!!

This is more of a "How has this not happened to me yet?" than a "Wow, could have been me" thing.

Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:38 am to
Hope Liz is ok.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33256 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:38 am to
quote:

sipping wine from a crystal glass


Trying to be all classy and shite and look where that got her. This is why I only frick with solo cups
This post was edited on 6/29/18 at 10:40 am
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20377 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:40 am to
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:41 am to
quote:

She was a cutie, too.


It's always a little more upsetting when an attractive person dies. Ugly people don't get no tears from nobody.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:44 am to
quote:

Ugly people don't get no tears from nobody.

no reason to wine about uglies
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103862 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:45 am to
I own some crystal wine glasses. This could have been me
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:46 am to
quote:

I own some crystal wine glasses. This could have been me

too soon, put a cork in it!
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:48 am to
quote:

I own some crystal wine glasses. This could have been me


I have two concerns with this story:

1.) Who the frick is paying to replace the crystal? Some of them bitches are expensive

2.) Did her friends drink the rest of the wine? Can't have that shite turn to vinegar
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41857 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:49 am to
Red card?
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
19510 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:51 am to
quote:

Friends tried to stop the blood wrapping towels around her neck but by the time emergency services arrived at the house she was dead.


I wonder if it was her carotid artery instead of a jugular. Some confuse the two
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:54 am to
quote:

I wonder if it was her carotid artery instead of a jugular. Some confuse the two
decant tell, the story didn't claret-fy that
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 11:10 am to
You would think when Brazil wins a soccer match, their fans would act like they've been there before.
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