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So There Is This Drifter Hanging Around My Mom's Neighborhood

Posted on 7/29/16 at 8:35 pm
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 8:35 pm
He lives with his mom, but he roams the neighborhood. Seems like a sketchy mother fricker. He was smoking a cig outside a girl that just moved in at about 10 at night and scared the shite out of her.

I've talked to him. He seems full of shite.

I could easily take his arse 1-on-1, but my mom is older and I'm not always there. Kinda freaked out.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124570 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 8:37 pm to
Let him be. He isn't hurting anyone. If someone does end up getting raped then do something about it but until then just let him be.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28907 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 8:38 pm to
I'm sorry you live in the projects.
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 8:38 pm to
Pics of his mom?
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39156 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 8:38 pm to
In Vladivostok?
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83941 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 8:38 pm to
Buy your mom a big dog. May I suggest the Black Russian Terrier?
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14436 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 8:39 pm to
Does your mom live on the High Plains?
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 8:39 pm to
Got some money you'd care to invest? Just call some people who know some people if you catch my drift.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32659 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 8:39 pm to
Dude is probably fricking your mom on the reg
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 8:42 pm to

Just give him $100 to carry a Black Lives Matter sign and a dog to walk.

Then call the cops!

Problem solved.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 8:42 pm to
You mean like I'm fricking your mom on the reg?

Crazy thing is, she sucks my dick right out I pull it out her arse
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 8:43 pm to
Does he have tattoos and a prison build, if so move Mom
This post was edited on 7/29/16 at 8:44 pm
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124570 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 8:44 pm to
Love the mom jokes guys

Keepem coming
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
5823 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 8:44 pm to
Dude, you could have just told me how you feel. Damn
Posted by Hoyt
Alabama: The Beautiful
Member since Aug 2011
5394 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 8:44 pm to
Is he black or white?
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
34244 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 8:44 pm to
Randomly scream at him absurd yoga girl posts. People usually don't frick with crazy.
Posted by motorbreath
New Orleans Saints fan
Member since Jun 2004
6381 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 8:46 pm to
He might be playing Pokemon Go
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134871 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 8:47 pm to
Snuff him. No one will notice.
Posted by G The Tiger Fan
Member since Apr 2015
103834 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

I could easily take his arse 1-on-1
Uh huh
Posted by bobbyleewilliams
Tigertown
Member since Feb 2010
8268 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

He might be playing Pokemon Go

Yep
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