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re: So... my girlfriend has this sister... Updated.

Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:04 pm to
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:04 pm to
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On a scale from 1-10, how big of a crock of shite is this?


11. Starting a thread about a wife and her sister without pics is a level 11 crock of shite.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11220 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:04 pm to
How do you get rid of the shakes then?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79742 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:05 pm to
Stay drunk

If you can't get a drunk deep enough to last 3 hours without topping off then you probably don't have a real problem.
This post was edited on 4/11/19 at 11:07 pm
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:05 pm to
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It is their event, go without alcohol. Imagine it to be similar to being asked to wear sleeves to a funeral.



Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:06 pm to
Come as you are


Tell Mr missionary choirboy to go frick himself
This post was edited on 4/11/19 at 11:09 pm
Posted by TROLA
BATON ROUGE
Member since Apr 2004
14976 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:06 pm to
Seems fair if they don’t raise a stink on every other occasion. Don’t be a dick on her birthday, consider it your present to her
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:07 pm to
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This weekend is her sister’s birthday and they are celebrating at her parents house.


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My girlfriend told me that I am not allowed to bring alcohol


So you aren’t even married to this broad and you’re having to go to her sisters bday party?? And then, you’re letting your “girlfriend” tell you when and where you can and cannot drink alcohol?


Jesus Christ son. Grow some fricking balls
Posted by UnoMe
Here
Member since Dec 2007
7158 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:08 pm to
Just pull ya dick out and you will never have to worry about gf's family functions again.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:08 pm to
Maybe he wants to marry her. You’d have to learn to play nice with sis and the family.


Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:09 pm to
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This weekend is her sister’s birthday and they are celebrating at her parents house. My girlfriend told me that I am not allowed to bring alcohol because it would be disrespectful to her and her preacher husband because it’s her birthday. She said that it would be offensive to them.


Why would you NOT respect them and their beliefs?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:09 pm to
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ive gotten drunk with the priest of my town before


I give my priest a case of Rombauer zin every Christmas. Catholics love booze.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:09 pm to
I’ve been married almost 20 years and don’t think I’ve ever been to my wife’s sisters bday party.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56769 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:10 pm to
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Why would you NOT respect them and their beliefs?



I would eat bacon at a bar mitzvah because I fricking love bacon.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:10 pm to
Probably because you’ve never been invited.
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6692 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:10 pm to
Update: she just fricking broke up with me hahahahaha
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11220 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:10 pm to
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Just pull ya dick out and you will never have to worry about gf's family functions again.

If you do choose to go this route be sure to warm him up before, you don’t want to go into this cold trust me
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:11 pm to
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Probably because you’ve never been invited.



Probably because they knew I wouldn’t go
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:12 pm to
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Update: she just fricking broke up with me hahahahaha




Over this?? Dude, you dodged a bullet.. trust me




Now, get piss drunk and crash the shite
This post was edited on 4/11/19 at 11:13 pm
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6692 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:12 pm to
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That pretty much depends on how you act after you've been drinking. If you're like me, it makes perfect sense that they wouldn't be very fond of it.


I handle my alcohol very well. And when I’m around her family I drink maybe 3 beers. That’s it.
This post was edited on 4/12/19 at 12:26 am
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:12 pm to
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Update: she just fricking broke up with me hahahahaha



Now you can post her pics, and pics of the sister
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