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So I won Saturday's $380M Powerball and misplaced the winning ticket?

Posted on 5/23/18 at 11:35 am
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 5/23/18 at 11:35 am
What should I do, besides kill myself?
Posted by bluebarracuda
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Posted on 5/23/18 at 11:36 am to
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kill myself?


Yes
Posted by LSUBoo
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Posted on 5/23/18 at 11:36 am to
Kill Oweo first, then yourself.

If LCA is around, him too.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 5/23/18 at 11:36 am to
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besides kill myself?


that should just about do it imo.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 5/23/18 at 11:37 am to
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Kill Oweo first


No prob, done.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
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Posted on 5/23/18 at 11:39 am to
Posted by LarryDavid
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Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
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Posted on 5/23/18 at 11:39 am to
leave it to me in your will so I can cash in if I find it after you off yourself.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 5/23/18 at 11:40 am to
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 5/23/18 at 11:41 am to
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cash in if I find it after you off yourself


Can we do that? Statute of limitations on cashing it doesn't expire?
Posted by LZ83
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Posted on 5/23/18 at 11:43 am to
For some reason I don’t believe you, unless I get 1 mil then hey Uncle Count.
Posted by magiLSU
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Posted on 5/23/18 at 11:44 am to
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Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 5/23/18 at 11:44 am to
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For some reason I don’t believe you,


Oh no, this is all 100% true.
Posted by StealthCalais11
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Posted on 5/23/18 at 11:45 am to
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What should I do, besides kill myself?


You know what to do
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 5/23/18 at 11:45 am to
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So I won Saturday's $380M Powerball and misplaced the winning ticket?

That's called karma. You need to make a list of all the bad things you've ever done and try to make up for each one.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 5/23/18 at 11:47 am to
I'll die of old age before I have time to make them all "right"
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:17 pm to
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Can we do that? Statute of limitations on cashing it doesn't expire?

I think it's probably only good for about a year, but if you're offing yourself soon, that gives me almost a year to find it.
Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:23 pm to
Apart from the fact that this is not true, if I lost what I thought to be the winning lottery ticket I would be ripping apart trash cans and backtracking.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:24 pm to
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Apart from the fact that this is not true
Nuh Uhn
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:41 pm to
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If LCA is around, him too.


Not sure why you'd say something like this...
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