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Small business idea: staffing agency to fake remote job interviews
Posted on 12/21/20 at 9:16 am
Posted on 12/21/20 at 9:16 am
Market is at an all time high between WFH, Millennial and Zoomer phone anxiety, and America's obesity epidemic.
All actors would be I9 contractors; customers would provide resume/CV, 5-10 anecdotes, and any info they found pertinent to the interview.
Phone interview (1st): $250
Phone interview (subsequent): $350
Video interviews: $750
Deluxe package - talent fakes all orientation video meetings after hire: $3500
After that, smooth sailing just leave your Webcam off. If people get suspicious or you have to meet virtually with a prior interviewer, just fake a health scare or car accident that disables you for 4-6 weeks and permanently disfigures your face.
All actors would be I9 contractors; customers would provide resume/CV, 5-10 anecdotes, and any info they found pertinent to the interview.
Phone interview (1st): $250
Phone interview (subsequent): $350
Video interviews: $750
Deluxe package - talent fakes all orientation video meetings after hire: $3500
After that, smooth sailing just leave your Webcam off. If people get suspicious or you have to meet virtually with a prior interviewer, just fake a health scare or car accident that disables you for 4-6 weeks and permanently disfigures your face.
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Posted on 12/21/20 at 9:18 am to Muthsera
In this world of no morals it may work.
Posted on 12/21/20 at 9:24 am to Muthsera
Sounds Soprano-like. I’m in
Posted on 12/21/20 at 9:24 am to Muthsera
Or maybe you could just start a video interview training company and be legitimate.
Posted on 12/21/20 at 9:50 am to Muthsera
Whatever jobs you think an actor could land with five anecdotes are probably not jobs I would want. The jobs I would interview for require legitimate technical expertise.
Posted on 12/21/20 at 9:52 am to Muthsera
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America's obesity epidemic.
The REAL epidemic.
Posted on 12/21/20 at 9:55 am to MasterAbe1
quote:
Sounds Soprano-like. I’m in
"What makes you the best candidate for this position?"
"I have the makings of a varsity athlete"
"What skillsets do you bring to this position?"
"Lemme tell you a couple or tree tings. I can cook grilled cheese on the radiator. There's no scraps in my scrapbook"
"Where do you see yourself in 10 years?"
"Probably in the can, or maybe in some Puerto Rican hooah"
Posted on 12/21/20 at 10:09 am to Dawgwithnoname
quote:
"What makes you the best candidate for this position?"
"I have the makings of a varsity athlete"
"What skillsets do you bring to this position?"
"Lemme tell you a couple or tree tings. I can cook grilled cheese on the radiator. There's no scraps in my scrapbook"
"Where do you see yourself in 10 years?"
"Probably in the can, or maybe in some Puerto Rican hooah"
"What is your biggest weakness?"
"Sometimes I faint when I get too much pussy."
Posted on 12/21/20 at 10:23 am to LSUAlum2001
quote:Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time.
America's obesity epidemic. The REAL epidemic.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
"How'd you get through it grandpa?"
"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."
Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I'll sit at a drive thru.
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fricker. There's room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.
Posted on 12/21/20 at 10:29 am to The Third Leg
quote:
Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I'll sit at a drive thru.
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fricker. There's room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.
Carbs.
Excessive carbs.
Posted on 12/21/20 at 10:39 am to Muthsera
This already happens all the time in IT. Usually for immigrants with poor communication skills. The one good communicator will get lots of jobs and push the technical work on to a pool of programmers.
Posted on 12/21/20 at 11:13 am to MamouTiger65
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This already happens all the time in IT. Usually for immigrants with poor communication skills. The one good communicator will get lots of jobs and push the technical work on to a pool of programmers.
I knew a programmer who got her job that way. Pretty easy on the eyes, though. She was a Happenin' Hindu Honey.
Posted on 12/21/20 at 11:31 am to Muthsera
This happened to us twice over the past two years. Guy who showed up to work was obviously not the voice we spoke to.
We now require video for interviews for that reason.
We now require video for interviews for that reason.
Posted on 12/21/20 at 11:34 am to Muthsera
I changed jobs during covid. On the wall behind my webcam, I had notes posted for almost any question they could ask, lol.
Posted on 12/21/20 at 11:37 am to Muthsera
Start a business that committs fraud. Good luck with that.
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