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re: Silliest Reason for a Break-up

Posted on 9/18/24 at 5:13 pm to
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
21218 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 5:13 pm to
Has to be either the toilet seat or the toothpaste tube
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
20535 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 5:27 pm to
It cus your an old fricker
Posted by baytiger11
Member since Jul 2020
1947 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 5:54 pm to
Girl stopped talking to me in college cause “she thought she was just more into girls”. She wasn’t butch at all.
Figured she was letting me down easy but then saw her holding hands with a chick on campus.
Posted by Flyingtiger82
BFE
Member since Oct 2019
1313 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 5:55 pm to
I broke up with a girl years ago because she loved Dave Matthews Band and I hate it. Like really hate it.
Posted by WeagleEagle
Folsom Prison
Member since Sep 2011
2370 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 6:02 pm to
Kids are great baw. I broke up with a high school girlfriend for no real reason. I just quit talking to her and dipped out. That was pretty shitty on my part.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
43348 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 6:17 pm to
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because she loved Dave Matthews Band
harsh but fair
Posted by swamptard
LP
Member since Sep 2024
4 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 6:25 pm to
My hs gf broke up with me senior year because I smoked weed.. smoked it with her about 6 months after.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
23400 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 6:31 pm to
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Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
23400 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 6:32 pm to
quote:

Living well is the best revenge.


One of my best female friends lived by the motto. Tall, beautiful, smart. ended up committing suicide. terrible.
This post was edited on 9/18/24 at 6:36 pm
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56296 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 6:34 pm to
A few years back, I saw this girl for a few weeks and everything seemed to be going fine and dandy.

One night, we were playing Cards Against Humanity with her roommate and roommate's fiance, an Italian national. Many laughs were had. Ol' Mario started looking through the answer cards, and he came across "Popeye's Chicken".

"Hemp, what is that?"
"It's a fried chicken restaurant."
"Is it any good?"
"Yes, but I'd probably get better service if I wasn't a cracker."

The next night, the paramour was sulky and distant. I asked why.

"What you said was really racist. I have a lot of black friends. You should apologize."

I laughed and told her to frick off, and left the bar. Didn't talk to her again.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

My hs gf broke up with me senior year because I smoked weed..


No she didn't.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
6879 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 6:57 pm to
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did she scoop the fork underneath or did she jab at it and make little pea shish-ka-bobs on the tines?


She stabbed the peas but scooped the niblets.
Posted by uppereast
South
Member since Aug 2011
314 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 7:17 pm to
i once broke up with someone because they wouldn't let me paint their lobby.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
31821 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 7:41 pm to
I'm too nice to be a bad boy.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69111 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 7:50 pm to
My son broke up with his girlfriend in 5th grade because everyday at lunch she wanted his pudding cup.
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
6709 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:05 pm to
One broke up with me because I didn't like a tv show that she liked. She asked me about 20 minutes into the first episode. What the hell was I supposed to say, other than I'm not sure yet?
This post was edited on 9/18/24 at 8:06 pm
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
16343 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:08 pm to
She was trash and wanted me to relocate and marry her. No ma’am.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53498 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

My son broke up with his girlfriend in 5th grade because everyday at lunch she wanted his pudding cup.
I think that is a valid, not silly, reason
Posted by faraway
Member since Nov 2022
3254 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:13 pm to
someone broke up with me bc I wasn't going to church at the time. ever since then I go to the same church as her
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
12454 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:20 pm to
the bed smelled like dog and was full of dog hair all the time.
Hmmm…we might have dated the same woman
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