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Posted on 9/18/24 at 5:27 pm to HeadSlash
It cus your an old fricker
Posted on 9/18/24 at 5:54 pm to HeadSlash
Girl stopped talking to me in college cause “she thought she was just more into girls”. She wasn’t butch at all.
Figured she was letting me down easy but then saw her holding hands with a chick on campus.
Figured she was letting me down easy but then saw her holding hands with a chick on campus.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 5:55 pm to HeadSlash
I broke up with a girl years ago because she loved Dave Matthews Band and I hate it. Like really hate it.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 6:02 pm to gumbo2176
Kids are great baw. I broke up with a high school girlfriend for no real reason. I just quit talking to her and dipped out. That was pretty shitty on my part.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 6:17 pm to Flyingtiger82
quote:harsh but fair
because she loved Dave Matthews Band
Posted on 9/18/24 at 6:25 pm to HeadSlash
My hs gf broke up with me senior year because I smoked weed.. smoked it with her about 6 months after.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 6:32 pm to Honest Tune
quote:
Living well is the best revenge.
One of my best female friends lived by the motto. Tall, beautiful, smart. ended up committing suicide. terrible.
This post was edited on 9/18/24 at 6:36 pm
Posted on 9/18/24 at 6:34 pm to HeadSlash
A few years back, I saw this girl for a few weeks and everything seemed to be going fine and dandy.
One night, we were playing Cards Against Humanity with her roommate and roommate's fiance, an Italian national. Many laughs were had. Ol' Mario started looking through the answer cards, and he came across "Popeye's Chicken".
"Hemp, what is that?"
"It's a fried chicken restaurant."
"Is it any good?"
"Yes, but I'd probably get better service if I wasn't a cracker."
The next night, the paramour was sulky and distant. I asked why.
"What you said was really racist. I have a lot of black friends. You should apologize."
I laughed and told her to frick off, and left the bar. Didn't talk to her again.
One night, we were playing Cards Against Humanity with her roommate and roommate's fiance, an Italian national. Many laughs were had. Ol' Mario started looking through the answer cards, and he came across "Popeye's Chicken".
"Hemp, what is that?"
"It's a fried chicken restaurant."
"Is it any good?"
"Yes, but I'd probably get better service if I wasn't a cracker."
The next night, the paramour was sulky and distant. I asked why.
"What you said was really racist. I have a lot of black friends. You should apologize."
I laughed and told her to frick off, and left the bar. Didn't talk to her again.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 6:48 pm to swamptard
quote:
My hs gf broke up with me senior year because I smoked weed..
No she didn't.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 6:57 pm to CAD703X
quote:
did she scoop the fork underneath or did she jab at it and make little pea shish-ka-bobs on the tines?
She stabbed the peas but scooped the niblets.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 7:17 pm to HeadSlash
i once broke up with someone because they wouldn't let me paint their lobby.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 7:41 pm to Hogwarts
I'm too nice to be a bad boy.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 7:50 pm to HeadSlash
My son broke up with his girlfriend in 5th grade because everyday at lunch she wanted his pudding cup.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:05 pm to HeadSlash
One broke up with me because I didn't like a tv show that she liked. She asked me about 20 minutes into the first episode. What the hell was I supposed to say, other than I'm not sure yet?
This post was edited on 9/18/24 at 8:06 pm
Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:08 pm to HeadSlash
She was trash and wanted me to relocate and marry her. No ma’am.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:09 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:I think that is a valid, not silly, reason
My son broke up with his girlfriend in 5th grade because everyday at lunch she wanted his pudding cup.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:13 pm to HeadSlash
someone broke up with me bc I wasn't going to church at the time. ever since then I go to the same church as her 

Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:20 pm to Sam Quint
the bed smelled like dog and was full of dog hair all the time.
Hmmm…we might have dated the same woman
Hmmm…we might have dated the same woman
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