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re: Shreveport baw pays traffic fine for an Australian Tinder girl

Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:26 pm to
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
3354 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:26 pm to
Poor guy will likely drop $800 at a strip club thinking those skanks care about him.
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

Network Engineer Matt McHugh said he paid the fine after the pair got chatting, but does not expect anything in return except friendship.


quote:

I don't have high hopes for anything more than friendship. We can all dream but it's hard to get one of those beautiful blonde Australians to come to America.

'Maybe she will let me buy her a beer if ever make it to Australia.'


I'm literally embarrassed for him. The cringe is making my face hurt.

He really needs to reevaluate priorities in his life. Maybe he some friends or family that can do an intervention for him before he debases himself further?
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17445 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:29 pm to
Lexi is sexy
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6174 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:30 pm to
She has great tits though.
Posted by Kvothe
Member since Sep 2016
2085 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:33 pm to
Tits tits tits
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:33 pm to
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A chick ain't getting a dime from me unless I'm getting something out of it.


I wouldn't go that far as there is such a thing as legitimate platonic relationships between men and women that do know each other and doing generous and kind acts for random strangers does have its place.

But the stuff that we see in the OP is just legit cringeworthy desperation at its worst that is absolutely pathetic and the dude has legit hit rock bottom.
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:33 pm to
this guy is playong chess while all of you are playing checkers. that money is going to pay dividens for him in local girls thinking he will pay for their shite. All the while he's just stringing them along for sex. That's why he was searching Australia. no chamce for them to ever meet, and the possibility it becomes news.
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
28324 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:34 pm to
Tech guy, not surprising
Posted by meaux5
New York, NY
Member since Sep 2010
11026 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:36 pm to
Brah this dude pays for tinder. No way any of that happens
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:36 pm to
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Poor guy will likely drop $800 at a strip club thinking those skanks care about him.



You can get a reasonably good looking escort in a place like Houston, Miami or Vegas for cheaper than that.

Strip clubs are a complete waste of time and/or money when we have internet porn and can book escorts online.
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6544 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:40 pm to
He should offer her a beer from Courtyard Brewery in New Orleans. Seems like his kind of place.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37619 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:43 pm to
quote:


this guy is playong chess while all of you are playing checkers. that money is going to pay dividens for him in local girls thinking he will pay for their shite.

Except the only people reading this article are other guys who are laughing at him.
This post was edited on 6/19/18 at 6:45 pm
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:47 pm to

Never thought of this. Finally, a way to monetize my catfish game. Fish in a barrel.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100806 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

don't have high hopes for anything more than friendship.


I would have the bank hold payment pending for one week and bought her a plane ticket to Shreveport online to redeem. Give ultimatum to come give pussy or payment canceled.
Posted by McCaigBro69
TigerDroppings Premium Member
Member since Oct 2014
45296 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:50 pm to
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WTF is up w/ these betas?


r/incels
Posted by BehindtheWoodshed
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2007
2438 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 7:00 pm to
Yeah but....titties.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22466 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 7:01 pm to
He's nerdy looking, but not a gargoyle.

Old baw is trying to outkick the coverage with that chick, though. He needs to let it go.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138217 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 7:06 pm to
Please take my pic down.

Thanks so much.
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