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Shark Attack Victim Stabs Shark, Stitches Himself Up, and Goes Grab a Beer

Posted on 1/28/14 at 7:25 am
Posted by JOJO Hammer
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Posted on 1/28/14 at 7:25 am
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On Saturday, a man successfully fought off a large shark, stabbing it with his knife, but not before he suffered a deep bite to his leg. Then he did what anyone would do: He swam to shore, stitched himself up, and had a beer before finally going to the hospital.



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James Grant, a doctor from New Zealand, was spearfishing in about six feet of water when a sevengill shark bit into his leg.

At first, he thought it might have been a friend pulling a prank. "I looked behind to see who it was and got a bit of a shock," he told Radio New Zealand. Realizing it was a shark and not his friend, he pulled his knife and stabbed at the shark.


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"[I thought] bugger, now I have to try and get this thing off my leg," he said. "I am not sure how effective it was. I guess it let go so something must have happened, put a few nicks in it."

The shark swam off, and so did Grant, returning to shore where he quickly took off his wetsuit. He saw a row of teeth marks had punctured his leg, wounds that would've been worse if he hadn't been wearing the 7 mm thick wetsuit. He tried to wave his friends to shore but they thought he was kidding



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"I thought surely he hasn't been bitten, there's no way he has been bitten, he's got to be taking the piss," one friend told Radio New Zealand.

So Grant, left wounded and alone by his worthless friends, had to be resourceful. Using the thread and needle from his first aid kit, which he keeps for his hunting dogs, he sewed up his wound and walked to a nearby tavern where he was given a beer and a bandage.

Not long after, someone finally took him to Southland Hospital—where he works—so his wounds could be properly cleaned and stitched. Despite the brush with death, Grant is anxious to get back to fishing.
Posted by beHop
Landmass
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 1/28/14 at 7:27 am to
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"I thought surely he hasn't been bitten, there's no way he has been bitten, he's got to be taking the piss,"



Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
31562 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 7:28 am to
Like a bawss
Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 7:29 am to
The next time there is a thread about who I'd like to sit down and have a beer with.....this guy is my answer.
Posted by C
Houston
Member since Dec 2007
28029 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 7:42 am to
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left wounded and alone by his worthless friends,


honest reporting
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
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52075 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 7:42 am to
Posted by gumbo1964
Caledonia, Miss
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Posted on 1/28/14 at 7:48 am to
Automatic OT Baller Status.
Posted by jmtigers
1826.71 miles from USC
Member since Sep 2003
4984 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 7:52 am to
New Zealand is
Posted by SpartyGator
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Posted on 1/28/14 at 7:57 am to
quote:

Shark Attack Victim Stabs Shark, Stitches Himself Up, and Goes Grab a Beer
Posted by Chadaristic
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 1/28/14 at 8:01 am to
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
5227 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 8:04 am to
These guys must be ruthless pranksters. Shark bite victim thought it was a joke, then the friends thought he was kidding with them. Damn.

And, that guy is a badass.
Posted by GeauxWrek
Somewhere b/w Houston and BR
Member since Sep 2010
5022 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 8:11 am to
Time for new friends
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
19455 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 8:15 am to
Kiwis don't frick around.
Posted by tigerman03
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3766 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 8:18 am to
If a shark bites me, a lot more than "bugger" is coming out of my mouth!
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18187 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 8:24 am to
that guy is a far better man than i ever will be.
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21018 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 8:25 am to
He must have the same friends as I do.
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
15388 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 8:48 am to
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These guys must be ruthless pranksters. Shark bite victim thought it was a joke, then the friends thought he was kidding with them. Damn. And, that guy is a badass.


I'm imagining their teeth are so sharp that the initial feeling is just a 'grab' and it doesn't even really hurt for a few seconds to minutes. I sliced a fair portion of a fingertip off once in one fell swoop, and I drove to the ER (~5-10 minutes) and was checked in and had it wrapped before it really started hurting. My cut was likely a hell of a lot sharper and cleaner than his, though. I could be wrong.


My favorite part is that his friends thought he was playing the 'look at my dick' game from Waiting or something.
Posted by gorillacoco
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
5325 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 9:31 am to
You do know that "taking the piss" means "making a joke" in the commonwealth countries, right?
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
15388 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 9:35 am to
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You do know that "taking the piss" means "making a joke" in the commonwealth countries, right?


That idiom makes me look like an idiot. It also makes this story less funny, at least a little.
Posted by FlagLake
"Da Ship"
Member since Feb 2006
2433 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 9:45 am to
I immeditately thought this story had to come out of Austrailia even before reading the article, but New Zealand is pretty damn close. Tough SOB's over there.
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