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Shaq: ‘It’s true. The Earth is flat.'

Posted on 3/19/17 at 1:46 pm
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 3/19/17 at 1:46 pm


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This is one wild theme to the 2016-17 NBA season, and Shaq just made it wilder when asked about Irving’s flat-Earth theory on his podcast. This was his response, through a series of interruptions:

“It’s true. The Earth is flat. The Earth is flat. Yes, it is. Listen, there are three ways to manipulate the mind — what you read, what you see and what you hear. In school, first thing they teach us is, ‘Oh, Columbus discovered America,’ but when he got there, there were some fair-skinned people with the long hair smoking on the peace pipes. So, what does that tell you? Columbus didn’t discover America. So, listen, I drive from coast to coast, and this s*** is flat to me. I’m just saying. I drive from Florida to California all the time, and it’s flat to me. I do not go up and down at a 360-degree angle, and all that stuff about gravity, have you looked outside Atlanta lately and seen all these buildings? You mean to tell me that China is under us? China is under us? It’s not. The world is flat.”


So, apparently Shaquille O'Neal is a flat-Earther, too

Idiot....
Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
13379 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 1:48 pm to
Surely he was joking around.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34328 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 1:50 pm to
There is just no way he is that stupid
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

fair-skinned people with the long hair smoking on the peace pipes.

Racist
Posted by Swagga
504
Member since Dec 2009
19411 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

. I do not go up and down at a 360-degree angle, and all that stuff about gravity, have you looked outside Atlanta lately and seen all these buildings? You mean to tell me that China is under us? China is under us? It’s not. The world is flat.”






Well when you put it that way...
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70469 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 1:51 pm to
Knowing shaq, he is being quite satirical

However, idiots like the op cant see that
Posted by GEAUXmedic
Premium Member
Member since Nov 2011
42053 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 1:53 pm to
TIL having a doctorate doesn't mean you're smart.
Posted by knight_ryder
XTC cabaret
Member since Jan 2015
3356 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

So, listen, I drive from coast to coast, and this s*** is flat to me. I’m just saying. I drive from Florida to California all the time, and it’s flat to me. I do not go up and down at a 360-degree angle


Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

Knowing shaq, he is being quite satirical

However, idiots like the op cant see that

Speaking of blithering idiots. Perhaps your stupid arse might click on the article.
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
55026 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 1:54 pm to
Someone find audio and tell us if he's serious
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7695 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 1:55 pm to
quote:


There is just no way he is that stupid


Well... he did spend his first few years of college at LSU.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34754 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 1:57 pm to
Wait...! The earth is not flat...?




























































Posted by knight_ryder
XTC cabaret
Member since Jan 2015
3356 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

Well... he did spend his first few years of college at LSU.


Well.... shite
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 1:58 pm to
What would there be to gain by convincing the public that the earth is round?


People who really believe that the government or society is lying..what purpose would it serve to lie?
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7695 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

TIL having a doctorate doesn't mean you're smart.


To be fair, he has an Ed.D. not a Ph.D. One is significantly easier to achieve.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

Well... he did spend his first few years of college at LSU.

He has bachelor's degree from LSU.
Posted by Mung
Ba’on Rooj
Member since Aug 2007
9490 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 2:09 pm to
Joking. He is an LSU grad so is smarter than the average guy
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 2:10 pm to
I love Shaq because he surprises sick kids in hospitals. My husband met him at OLOL when he was rotating there and the staff told him Shaq stops in all the time. He does other random charitable acts without seeking attention for it.

I don't care if he's dumb I bet if y'all had the chance to meet Shaq you wouldn't bring this up. I bet he is joking anyway.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 2:10 pm to
Shaq is very sarcastic...it's a sign of intelligence. He just trolled a bunch of people
Posted by BatonrougeCajun
Somewhere in Texas
Member since Feb 2008
7652 posts
Posted on 3/19/17 at 2:11 pm to
That's Dr. Shaq
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