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Shaking hands while your hands are still damp from washing them
Posted on 8/3/17 at 9:38 pm
Posted on 8/3/17 at 9:38 pm
You wash your hands after hitting the john but invarably you can't get them dry enough. Does the other person notice?
This post was edited on 8/3/17 at 9:41 pm
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Posted on 8/3/17 at 9:39 pm to weagle99
Shaking hands whike drunl?
Posted on 8/3/17 at 9:39 pm to weagle99
CSB
Posted on 8/3/17 at 9:39 pm to weagle99
You got the Parkinson's?
Posted on 8/3/17 at 9:40 pm to weagle99
A power move.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 9:41 pm to Yellerhammer5
Posted on 8/3/17 at 9:42 pm to weagle99
I still shake and smile. I find it a bit amusing if they saw me coming out of the bathroom and wonder if I washed.
This post was edited on 8/3/17 at 9:43 pm
Posted on 8/3/17 at 9:42 pm to weagle99
I put a little piece of feces in my palm and as I'm shaking hands I lean in and whisper "Tag, you're it."
Posted on 8/3/17 at 9:43 pm to weagle99
I'd rather shake your freshly washed hand than shake your dry nasty anus scratching tooth-scraping keyboard-typing mouse-grimey hand.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 9:51 pm to deeprig9
True story: I was buying my first brand new vehicle, out on the lot looking around. Salesman was walking toward me, I sneeze hardcore into my hand. I look over and he has his hand out about to shake and introduce himself.
He looked me right in the eye, I looked him back and stuck my hand out as to say, hey if you really want to shake some sneeze hand, go ahead. He said, "I'm a marine, I've had much worse on me."
Gave me a good hand shake and sold me a truck.
He looked me right in the eye, I looked him back and stuck my hand out as to say, hey if you really want to shake some sneeze hand, go ahead. He said, "I'm a marine, I've had much worse on me."
Gave me a good hand shake and sold me a truck.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 9:54 pm to weagle99
I always tell them, " sorry my hands are a little wet I just washed them". They usually appreciate that.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 9:55 pm to BoogaBear
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True story: I was buying my first brand new vehicle, out on the lot looking around. Salesman was walking toward me, I sneeze hardcore into my hand. I look over and he has his hand out about to shake and introduce himself.
He looked me right in the eye, I looked him back and stuck my hand out as to say, hey if you really want to shake some sneeze hand, go ahead. He said, "I'm a marine, I've had much worse on me."
Gave me a good hand shake and sold me a truck.
You could have offered your other hand and got $8000 off.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 9:55 pm to tgrbaitn08
Btw, I don't usually piss on my hands so I don't always feel the need to wash them.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 9:56 pm to tgrbaitn08
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Btw, I don't usually piss on my hands so I don't always feel the need to wash them.
Wash your hands before pissing, to keep your dick clean. Hands are dirty.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 9:57 pm to deeprig9
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Wash your hands before pissing, to keep your dick clean. Hands are dirty.
I agree 100%
Posted on 8/3/17 at 9:59 pm to tgrbaitn08
stink palm. offer them some chocolate pretzels
Posted on 8/3/17 at 10:03 pm to weagle99
Posted on 8/3/17 at 10:04 pm to weagle99
It makes me feel better, I know the guy or girls hands are clean
Posted on 8/3/17 at 10:06 pm to weagle99
I always warm people in that scenario. Sometimes they still shake instead of fist bump. But I'm sure everyone appreciates the warning. Au least they know my hands are actually clean.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 10:08 pm to weagle99
Give the "just washed my hands" disclaimer or live with the "wtf moist" impression.
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