re: Shaking hands while your hands are still damp from washing them

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During halftime at the Iron Bowl, an Auburn graduate walks into the restroom and procedes to take a piss. When he is done, he heads over to the sink to wash his hands. As he is washing his hands, an Alabama graduate walks in, uses the pisser, and walks out without stopping to wash his hands. The Auburn graduate hurries after the Alabama graduate and says;

"At Auburn University, they teach us to wash our hands after we use the bathroom!".

To which the Alabama graduate replies, "At the University of Alabama they taught us not to piss on our hands!"

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