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re: Sex on a first date

Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:00 pm to
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:00 pm to
quote:

Not on the first date you drunken whore.


I don't deserve to be laughing this much right now.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
76602 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:00 pm to
quote:

Scruffy, is this shite for real or is she just fantastic entertainment? I'm not up on ot drama
Scruffy has no clue.

Leaning towards real. This is glorious.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:00 pm to
Yeah because I want to be a fricking train wreck just like her. Stfu
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:00 pm to
It's the Paige we've all grown to know and love
Posted by Slinky
Member since Dec 2013
3118 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:00 pm to
quote:

I got tonight guy, absolutely gorgeous guy I'm going out with Sunday night and fine as frick 22 year old I'm trying to decide on


Yep. I was right. Classless whore.
Posted by Pirate Diver
Dutchtown
Member since Jan 2013
976 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:00 pm to
It's a Festivas miracle!!
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85621 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:01 pm to
No. But he said he was gonna go home and change shirts because he was too wrinkled to meet with clients
Posted by KingBarkus
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2009
8436 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:01 pm to
I find the whole thing sad. Please seek help.
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12498 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:02 pm to
Ok now I know he isn't a financial advisor.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84359 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:02 pm to
quote:

I got tonight guy, absolutely gorgeous guy I'm going out with Sunday night and fine as frick 22 year old I'm trying to decide on


Date the 22-year old. That way he can be Randy's playmate. You'd kill two birds with one vag.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:02 pm to
quote:

No. But he said he was gonna go home and change shirts because he was too wrinkled to meet with his real girlfriend.

Posted by blackmouth
God's Country
Member since May 2014
387 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:02 pm to
bj aint sex
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:02 pm to
Why didn't he take you with him?
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
76602 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:02 pm to
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
69117 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:02 pm to
We're you parked in a bar parking lot? front of your house?
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76547 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:02 pm to
quote:

No. But he said he was gonna go home and change shirts because he was too wrinkled to meet with clients


Translation: How do I explain the wrinkled shirt to my wife?
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84359 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:03 pm to
quote:

No. But he said he was gonna go home and change shirts because he was too wrinkled to meet with clients


Lol right. "Clients".
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:03 pm to
It's very sad

Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
65382 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:03 pm to
quote:

I find the whole thing sad. Please seek help.


holy shite this thread is awesome
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:03 pm to
quote:

We're you parked in a bar parking lot? front of your house? 

Wouldn't be surprised if Randy was in the back seat.
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