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re: Settle this marriage/ parenting dispute
Posted on 8/22/23 at 10:18 pm to boosiebadazz
Posted on 8/22/23 at 10:18 pm to boosiebadazz
The person who earns the entirety of the family's money never has to clean up shite. My parents lived by this rule from day one and just celebrated their 58th anniversary.
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Posted on 8/22/23 at 10:19 pm to boosiebadazz
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She’s fine.
You ever hear the saying "No matter how fine she is, somewhere there's a dude who is sick of her shite?"
Well . . .
Posted on 8/22/23 at 10:19 pm to boosiebadazz
Man, you know you are right but this is the perfect example of something not worth the fight. Just clean it up and save the capital for something worth arguing over. She probably turns a blind eye like that for some things you do.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 10:20 pm to thelawnwranglers
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You married a woman who left human shite on the floor
Damn - this really hits when you think about it
Posted on 8/22/23 at 10:20 pm to Volvagia
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But she obviously is.
Potentially this is the start of a bad role: expecting a breadwinner to provide for a stay at home mom, who suddenly thinks domestic duties are split 50:50.
It’s one thing to help at dinner, dishes, or laundary. This is 100% calculated petty.
Congrats on the divorce
I'm sure we are missing info as in OP probably saying something like "wtf you want me to do about it" or "ok and?" Or "look, I flipped so many goddamn burgers today, just clean it up and have my sandwich ready"
A supportive spouse, one without a dead bedroom or wife with wandering loyalty, would have said, just clean up the kid and I'll take care of the rest when I get home
Posted on 8/22/23 at 10:22 pm to Spankum
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She could have cleaned that shite up in less time than she spent on the phone with you.
Are you happily married to your first wife?
Posted on 8/22/23 at 10:22 pm to boosiebadazz
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Who is right and who is wrong?
bruh.
G4 is less crazy than the one you married.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 10:24 pm to boosiebadazz
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Who is right and who is wrong?
She had a stressful day. Do your part and quit asking this question or you will get divorced.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 10:24 pm to Rebel
She said she had just sat down right before I walked in and was taking a break.
She ended up cleaning it, though. To her credit, it’s pretty out of character for her. She’s usually rock solid on stuff like that.
She ended up cleaning it, though. To her credit, it’s pretty out of character for her. She’s usually rock solid on stuff like that.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 10:25 pm to boosiebadazz
What's your side piece think of your wife's behavior?
Posted on 8/22/23 at 10:27 pm to boosiebadazz
Man…I’ve been married for 23 years and my wife will pick up everyone’s shite..but if I leave a glass or beer can on the porch it will sit there for a month until I pick it up.
Pick your battles….especially with small kids.
Pick your battles….especially with small kids.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 10:29 pm to boosiebadazz
Does she help you at the office?
Posted on 8/22/23 at 10:31 pm to boosiebadazz
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She ended up cleaning it up. Got the cold shoulder for a bit but all is good now. I suspected I was on solid ground but needed the support of the peanut gallery.
Now you need to take a shite in master bathroom and not flush the toilet and piss on the toilet seat
Posted on 8/22/23 at 10:32 pm to boosiebadazz
The only clear thing to do would be to take a dump on the floor while making eye contact with the children and her to establish dominance.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 10:34 pm to thelawnwranglers
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You married a woman who left human shite on the floor
Which makes you wonder how she got to the point where she was willing to leave human shite on the floor.
That’s a woman that’s tired of someone’s shite.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 10:40 pm to boosiebadazz
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She said she had just sat down right before I walked in and was taking a break. She ended up cleaning it, though. To her credit, it’s pretty out of character for her. She’s usually rock solid on stuff like that.
Yea. She’s fixing to snap. Saddle up motherfricker.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 10:42 pm to BluegrassBelle
We’ve got three kids so I’ve seen all sorts of nasty things that can come out of them. I may have skipped past it if it was mentioned, was it a hard turd or loose baby poop? And what type of floor? I mean you can leave a solid on the floor while getting the kids cleaned up. Loose and wet needs to get cleaned pretty quickly if you have hardwoods. Tile floors and it can wait.
The absolute worst is when you’re giving a baby a bottle and they start projectile vomiting all over you and whatever furniture you’re sitting in. The bed is worse than a couch. A couch is worse than a chair. If there’s a rug on the floor it also complicates things. Wife was sitting in our bed one evening and our middle child just starts hurling all over her. I would have been jumping up immediately and trying to not get it in the bed. She sat there and cradled him so it wouldn’t get in the bed. Yeah it got all over her but throw her robe in the wash and she jumps in the shower while I grab the kid and put him in the tub.
The absolute worst is when you’re giving a baby a bottle and they start projectile vomiting all over you and whatever furniture you’re sitting in. The bed is worse than a couch. A couch is worse than a chair. If there’s a rug on the floor it also complicates things. Wife was sitting in our bed one evening and our middle child just starts hurling all over her. I would have been jumping up immediately and trying to not get it in the bed. She sat there and cradled him so it wouldn’t get in the bed. Yeah it got all over her but throw her robe in the wash and she jumps in the shower while I grab the kid and put him in the tub.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 10:45 pm to boosiebadazz
You should shite on the floor before leaving for work tomorrow. Make her clean it up.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 10:46 pm to StTiger
By that thought does she go and do his job?
Stay at home mom does the cooking and cleaning and taking care of kids.
Dad works and does the heavy stuff trash, lawn, ect.
Stay at home mom does the cooking and cleaning and taking care of kids.
Dad works and does the heavy stuff trash, lawn, ect.
This post was edited on 8/22/23 at 10:47 pm
Posted on 8/22/23 at 10:46 pm to boosiebadazz
You could argue over it, sure, but why? Your wife and you should be a team. Clean it up for her. I'm guilty of keeping score sometimes myself.
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