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Settle an argument (NSFW topic): punch to the face vs. blue balls

Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:28 am
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:28 am
Please weigh in on this difference of opinion. Would most guys rather take a solid punch to the face or get teased by a chick to the point of no return then left in the breach with no way of finishing the job?

Punch is not hard enough to go unconscious. Tease job must be backed down with no self-gratification.

TIA
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34932 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:29 am to
Blue balls





ETA - you ain't getting pussy after getting hit in the face, so then you'd be dealing with not getting pussy AND a black eye
This post was edited on 8/21/17 at 10:30 am
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
23366 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:30 am to
quote:

Would most guys rather take a solid punch to the face or get teased by a chick to the point of no return then left in the breach with no way of finishing the job?


Give me the punch to the face. One pain last 10 minutes or less. The other is excruciating for an extended period of time. A broken nose punch may make me think about it a little more though.
This post was edited on 8/21/17 at 10:30 am
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
8592 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:30 am to
Blue Balls

ETA: There is never a situation where I can't beat off
This post was edited on 8/21/17 at 10:31 am
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:31 am to
quote:

no way of finishing the job?
So this is a guy with no hands?
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8201 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:32 am to
Well, since blue balls isn't even a thing, I'll go with that.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:33 am to
Blue balls

I have the toughest nuts around
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25082 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:34 am to
I would take a left hook from Oscar De La Hoya over
quote:

teased by a chick to the point of no return then left in the breach with no way of finishing the job
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173774 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:35 am to
What part of the face?
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
23366 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:37 am to
quote:

Well, since blue balls isn't even a thing, I'll go with that.


You're both very lucky, and very wrong.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34932 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:38 am to
Well I dont know much but if that cross dressing homo de la Hoya knocked you out, you definitely wouldn't have to worry about waking up with blue balls
This post was edited on 8/21/17 at 10:40 am
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:41 am to
quote:

since blue balls isn't even a thing,


It might not be the scientific name for the condition, but if you don't think the conditions exists, you're either extremely lucky or very inexperienced.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
88341 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:41 am to
I'd take the blue balls all day every day.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39256 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:44 am to
quote:

Blue Balls

ETA: There is never a situation where I can't beat off



This. Some of you guys need to think things through
Posted by UPT
NOLA
Member since May 2009
6071 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:45 am to
It's always shocking to me how few people have ever actually been punched in the face. I think it should be required of everyone at 18. The world would be a much better place if everyone knew what the consequences for being a shite head were.

Give me the blue balls over a flush punch to the face every day.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38688 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:47 am to
quote:

Well, since blue balls isn't even a thing, I'll go with that.


LOL. You have a painful treat in store for you.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85553 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:58 am to
I don't want a broken nose or tooth or black eye. Give me the blue balls.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:59 am to
why are you two arguing over this? just let your friend jerk you off.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39256 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:01 am to
quote:

It's always shocking to me how few people have ever actually been punched in the face. I think it should be required of everyone at 18. The world would be a much better place if everyone knew what the consequences for being a shite head were.




Agreed. For both men and women
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:01 am to
The argument was over when I would finally get a decent troll comment. Thanks, I get free lunch.
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