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Settle an argument (NSFW topic): punch to the face vs. blue balls
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:28 am
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:28 am
Please weigh in on this difference of opinion. Would most guys rather take a solid punch to the face or get teased by a chick to the point of no return then left in the breach with no way of finishing the job?
Punch is not hard enough to go unconscious. Tease job must be backed down with no self-gratification.
TIA
Punch is not hard enough to go unconscious. Tease job must be backed down with no self-gratification.
TIA
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:29 am to RockAndRollDetective
Blue balls
ETA - you ain't getting pussy after getting hit in the face, so then you'd be dealing with not getting pussy AND a black eye
ETA - you ain't getting pussy after getting hit in the face, so then you'd be dealing with not getting pussy AND a black eye
This post was edited on 8/21/17 at 10:30 am
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:30 am to RockAndRollDetective
quote:
Would most guys rather take a solid punch to the face or get teased by a chick to the point of no return then left in the breach with no way of finishing the job?
Give me the punch to the face. One pain last 10 minutes or less. The other is excruciating for an extended period of time. A broken nose punch may make me think about it a little more though.
This post was edited on 8/21/17 at 10:30 am
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:30 am to RockAndRollDetective
Blue Balls
ETA: There is never a situation where I can't beat off
ETA: There is never a situation where I can't beat off
This post was edited on 8/21/17 at 10:31 am
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:31 am to RockAndRollDetective
quote:So this is a guy with no hands?
no way of finishing the job?
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:32 am to RockAndRollDetective
Well, since blue balls isn't even a thing, I'll go with that.
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:33 am to RockAndRollDetective
Blue balls
I have the toughest nuts around
I have the toughest nuts around
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:34 am to RockAndRollDetective
I would take a left hook from Oscar De La Hoya over
quote:
teased by a chick to the point of no return then left in the breach with no way of finishing the job
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:35 am to RockAndRollDetective
What part of the face?
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:37 am to TigrrrDad
quote:
Well, since blue balls isn't even a thing, I'll go with that.
You're both very lucky, and very wrong.
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:38 am to Sampson
Well I dont know much but if that cross dressing homo de la Hoya knocked you out, you definitely wouldn't have to worry about waking up with blue balls
This post was edited on 8/21/17 at 10:40 am
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:41 am to TigrrrDad
quote:
since blue balls isn't even a thing,
It might not be the scientific name for the condition, but if you don't think the conditions exists, you're either extremely lucky or very inexperienced.
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:41 am to RockAndRollDetective
I'd take the blue balls all day every day.
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:44 am to SCLSUMuddogs
quote:
Blue Balls
ETA: There is never a situation where I can't beat off
This. Some of you guys need to think things through
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:45 am to RockAndRollDetective
It's always shocking to me how few people have ever actually been punched in the face. I think it should be required of everyone at 18. The world would be a much better place if everyone knew what the consequences for being a shite head were.
Give me the blue balls over a flush punch to the face every day.
Give me the blue balls over a flush punch to the face every day.
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:47 am to TigrrrDad
quote:
Well, since blue balls isn't even a thing, I'll go with that.
LOL. You have a painful treat in store for you.
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:58 am to Mr. Hangover
I don't want a broken nose or tooth or black eye. Give me the blue balls.
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:59 am to RockAndRollDetective
why are you two arguing over this? just let your friend jerk you off.
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:01 am to UPT
quote:
It's always shocking to me how few people have ever actually been punched in the face. I think it should be required of everyone at 18. The world would be a much better place if everyone knew what the consequences for being a shite head were.
Agreed. For both men and women
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:01 am to MorbidTheClown
The argument was over when I would finally get a decent troll comment. Thanks, I get free lunch.
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