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Serious question: what's the proper way to wipe your butt?

Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:07 pm
Posted by Macintosh
Lane State University
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:07 pm
I go towards my balls but I've heard people wipe toward the other direction. How does that work? I feel like I'd break my arm trying to do that an a efficient way


Admins suck anchoring this thread. This is why the OT is dead now.
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 2:15 pm
Posted by Winston Cup
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Your mom's tongue
Posted by JetsetNuggs
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This thread will definitely be full of thoughtful and mature responses
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 2:08 pm
Posted by Costanza
Member since May 2011
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with bare fingers.
Posted by spaceranger
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This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 2:09 pm
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
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Right to left. That way if you're driving and someone is riding shotgun they can't smell your poo smear due to it being on the far left cheek.
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 2:08 pm
Posted by Macintosh
Lane State University
Member since Sep 2011
56525 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:08 pm to
Also why are bidets so frowned upon in America? They seem pretty convient and get the job done.
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 2:09 pm
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40805 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:08 pm to
You intentionally put shite on your taint and balls? Gross.
Posted by Darth Aranda
Naboo
Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:08 pm to
If I'm sitting on the toilet I wipe towards my balls, if I have to stand up I wipe the opposite direction.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:08 pm to
if you were a woman would you still wipe like that?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
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Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:08 pm to
The way my maid does it for me
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
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Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

with bare fingers.


So, you're a Muslim

Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:09 pm to
I don't think theres a wrong way

Just not get shite on your hands
Posted by Macintosh
Lane State University
Member since Sep 2011
56525 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:09 pm to
Standing up to wipe seems like too much effort
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40297 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

I go towards my balls


What is wrong with you?

Front to back. Cup you hand slightly. Wipe until you see the flag of Japan. Preferably rising.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32604 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:09 pm to
back to fromt while using your balls as a mudd flap is the only real way imo
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5492 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:09 pm to
I use my roommate's face rag
Posted by Chad504boy
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i go towards my balls and can't imagine any other way
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24299 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:10 pm to
I do back to front first, flush, then do front to back.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66054 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:10 pm to
i use a squatty potty.

no wiping needed with these perfect eliminations
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