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re: Serious question: what's the proper way to wipe your butt?
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:10 pm to Macintosh
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:10 pm to Macintosh
First, you put a shitload of vaseline on a copius amount of toilet paper. Next, Bend over, and from between your legs, use one hand to spread the cheeks as far apart as you can, while wiping as vigrously and deep as possible with the vaseline-soaked tp in the other hand.
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 2:12 pm
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Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:11 pm to Macintosh
I feel like I can spread my legs out sitting down and get a circular wipe without spreading shite all over my arse. As soon as I stand up I feel like I make a gushing turd sandwich with my arse cheeks.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:12 pm to oleyeller
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back to fromt while using your balls as a mudd flap is the only real way imo
fricking shithead.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:12 pm to TheFonz
Anyone else use the toilet paper as a glove and kind of dig around in your butt just for s thorough cleaning
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:13 pm to Macintosh
If you were taught by a woman or are a woman, front to back, men back to front.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:15 pm to Macintosh
Yes, but not too deep. Another thing I would like to add is that the circular wipe while sitting down saves a lot of toilet paper. Usually 2-3 wipes max and I'm spotless. When I stand up I usually have to wipe a ton more
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:15 pm to Macintosh
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:16 pm to MontyFranklyn
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back to front
So is that hole to end of crack or end of crack to hole? And how did discussing an a-hole get so confusing?
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:21 pm to Macintosh
wetwipes
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:23 pm to JohnZeroQ
Anyone else roll up a manpon to shove in there to insure keeping undies clean for rest of day?
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:37 pm to Clyde Tipton
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You intentionally put shite on your taint and balls? Gross.
This... why in the frick would anyone want to wipe shite in the direction of their balls?
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:38 pm to Darth Aranda
quote:
Yes, but not too deep. Another thing I would like to add is that the circular wipe while sitting down saves a lot of toilet paper. Usually 2-3 wipes max and I'm spotless. When I stand up I usually have to wipe a ton more
That's actually a really good idea
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:41 pm to JetsetNuggs
quote:I start at gooch area and go back. Then I start and the crack and go forth to the gooch area.
So is that hole to end of crack or end of crack to hole? And how did discussing an a-hole get so confusing?
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:09 pm to Macintosh
Get a Biobidet like the rest of us non savagesit's like a touchless car wash for your anus.
You won't be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:10 pm to Darth Aranda
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Another thing I would like to add is that the circular wipe while sitting down saves a lot of toilet paper.
Are you rimming your a-hole?
I need a diagram.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 8:00 am to Macintosh
Grandparents used corn cobs.
Two white, one red.
First a white then the red to see if you needed the other white.
Two white, one red.
First a white then the red to see if you needed the other white.
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