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re: Senate wants to limit stripper weight to 160

Posted on 5/18/16 at 6:19 pm to
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
5730 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

He's definitely tipped me before


Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114015 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 6:21 pm to
Why is this for the government to decide?
Posted by Sellecks Moustache
NC
Member since Jun 2014
5994 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 6:21 pm to
This doesn't apply to men does it? I need to keep my options open.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114015 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 6:25 pm to
Buffalo WIld Wings is a gentleman's club now?
Posted by Antonio Moss
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
48328 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 6:39 pm to
You have to admit this is pretty funny. He obviously intended to be a smart-arse to the overbearing assholes in the Legislature who wanted to require strippers to be 21.
Posted by dj30
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2006
28728 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 6:46 pm to
Any chance this dude isnt white?
Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
6687 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:08 pm to
the man is clearly tired of old,fat strippers.....as am I

but what do we do with all these single moms 29 and older? Craigslist/backpage only?

Stripper Lives Matter too

its nice to know our government has solved all outstanding issues and can now focus on passion projects like stripper weights
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:08 pm to
Support. Absolutely no reason why this bill shouldn't get bipartisan support.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59707 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:08 pm to
With fat titty strippers.
Posted by Salamander_Wilson
Member since Jul 2015
7691 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:52 pm to
I say let the market decide.

If there is a demand for overweight, geriatric strippers, who are we to stop the supply from getting to the hardlegs that want it?
This post was edited on 5/18/16 at 7:53 pm
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59707 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:08 pm to
Wings, buffalo chips, beer, and stds
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3154 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:09 pm to
I think he is trying to limit the number of years a stripper can operate her own free standing medical clinic capping the limit at 28

18 years old after high school
2 years of college
2 years of nursing school
2 years of nursing experience
2 years of NP school

This would give them a 2 year buffer to transition from stripping to private paractice
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158777 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:13 pm to
And I'm glad he's not apologizing for it. Solid troll
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27473 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

I'd be more worried about 5'2" strippers weighing 160


You let me worry about those.

Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:55 pm to
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Rep. Kenneth E. Havard (R).


I know him very well. He is getting hammered pretty hard on facebook right now and seems this might be national news soon
Posted by 1234567k
Baton rouge
Member since Nov 2015
2067 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:05 pm to
My wife just let me know she made the cut
Posted by Dale Gribble
Member since Aug 2014
253 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:18 pm to
I hope this insane legislation doesn't spread across the country. The Clermont Lounge would never be the same
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34787 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:25 pm to
Sadly, our legislative stumblebums are probably more qualified to regulate strip clubs than any other duty they feebly attempt to perform.
Posted by mouton
Savannah,Ga
Member since Aug 2006
28276 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:27 pm to
quote:

Why is this for the government to decide?


Because it's the damn will of the people that's why!
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66989 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

My wife just let me know she made the cut


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