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SECN+: why is mom listening to an Alexa audio book, not watching daughters soccer game
Posted on 4/28/19 at 3:24 pm
Posted on 4/28/19 at 3:24 pm
Amazon thinks this is a good look for Alexa?
Posted on 4/28/19 at 3:28 pm to Meauxjeaux
I told my wife the same thing. Your daughter is probably pissed because you wont get your fat arse off the couch listening to a damn audio book.
Posted on 4/28/19 at 3:51 pm to Meauxjeaux
Because even mom knows soccer is gay
Posted on 4/28/19 at 3:52 pm to Meauxjeaux
I don’t have kids but can’t think of a worse experience than watching little kids play soccer.
Posted on 4/28/19 at 3:54 pm to HighRoller
imagine marrying such a slob.
I feel for you dude. id put a 9mm to my dome if that was my life
I feel for you dude. id put a 9mm to my dome if that was my life
This post was edited on 4/28/19 at 3:54 pm
Posted on 4/28/19 at 3:54 pm to Mr Perfect
Subtle I’m married to a soccer mom thread...
Posted on 4/28/19 at 4:10 pm to jpainter6174
And does Alexa actually whisper back of you whisper “What time is it?”
Answer should have been: “six hours since you missed your daughters soccer game.”
Answer should have been: “six hours since you missed your daughters soccer game.”
Posted on 4/28/19 at 4:29 pm to Meauxjeaux
I had the same thought... the daughter walks in the mom asked “Did you win?”
I’d be like “Bitch, you would know if you went to my fricking games”
I’d be like “Bitch, you would know if you went to my fricking games”
Posted on 4/28/19 at 9:22 pm to TulaneFan
If this was my neighbor I wouldn’t be to happy. Girl is hitting soccer ball against the house at 4:00 am.
Posted on 4/28/19 at 9:36 pm to Meauxjeaux
quote:Her nether regions are tinder from her recent trip to Poundtown.
why is mom listening to an Alexa audio book
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