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SECN+: why is mom listening to an Alexa audio book, not watching daughters soccer game

Posted on 4/28/19 at 3:24 pm
Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
47431 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 3:24 pm
Amazon thinks this is a good look for Alexa?
Posted by HighRoller
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2011
5740 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 3:28 pm to
I told my wife the same thing. Your daughter is probably pissed because you wont get your fat arse off the couch listening to a damn audio book.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139207 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 3:51 pm to
Because even mom knows soccer is gay
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 3:52 pm to
I don’t have kids but can’t think of a worse experience than watching little kids play soccer.
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
17836 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 3:54 pm to
imagine marrying such a slob.

I feel for you dude. id put a 9mm to my dome if that was my life
This post was edited on 4/28/19 at 3:54 pm
Posted by jpainter6174
Boss city
Member since Feb 2014
6752 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 3:54 pm to
Subtle I’m married to a soccer mom thread...
Posted by scottfruget
Member since Nov 2010
3392 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 4:10 pm to
And does Alexa actually whisper back of you whisper “What time is it?”

Answer should have been: “six hours since you missed your daughters soccer game.”
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14092 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 4:29 pm to
I had the same thought... the daughter walks in the mom asked “Did you win?”

I’d be like “Bitch, you would know if you went to my fricking games”
Posted by lsuwins3
Member since Nov 2008
1973 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 9:22 pm to
If this was my neighbor I wouldn’t be to happy. Girl is hitting soccer ball against the house at 4:00 am.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76135 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

why is mom listening to an Alexa audio book
Her nether regions are tinder from her recent trip to Poundtown.

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