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Seattle Kraken mascot almost mauled by bear

Posted on 8/6/25 at 11:51 am
Posted by Mstate
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2009
10531 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 11:51 am
Glad everyone’s ok but I can’t stop laughing at this

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33430 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 11:53 am to


Definitely some fresh poop inside that costume
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
74964 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 11:56 am to
Humans trying to quickly wade through water look so dumb.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
74964 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 11:58 am to
Oh, I bet that bear was trying to frick him......not kill him. It looks like a lover, not a fighter.
Posted by ATrillionaire
Houston
Member since Sep 2008
3269 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 11:59 am to
I would have fainted. These people are way too calm.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72036 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 12:03 pm to
You ever seen The Revenant? That's what was about to happen to the squishy mascot.

Violently fricked and then violently killed.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44656 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 12:06 pm to
If that's "almost mauled" then I've "almost had sex" with a woman.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
19995 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 12:17 pm to
In character all the time

Obviously a method actor.
This post was edited on 8/6/25 at 12:18 pm
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