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School bus evacuated over the smell of too much Axe Body Spray

Posted on 12/14/19 at 7:39 am
Posted by Zip Monkey
Member since Nov 2019
1101 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 7:39 am
This generation would have died back in the days of Hai Karate, Brut, and English Leather. Have 50 kids on a bus and 25 of us would be wearing that loud smelling 'bug spray'.



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A middle school student put on enough Axe Body Spray to stop a bus.

The local fire department and emergency medical services responded to a report of "hazardous materials" aboard a bus of middle school students in Parrish, Florida, on Monday afternoon after the bus driver pulled over due to students complaining about a noxious smell.

Parrish Fire District Division Chief Mike Williamson interviewed all 30 of the students from Buffalo Creek Middle School who were aboard the bus in an effort to get to the bottom of the mysterious smell.

He eventually came to a student smelling like a cast member from a "Jersey Shore" middle school spin-off.

"Once I got down the line, I was able to determine it,'' Williamson told TODAY. "Before I could even tell (one student) what I was looking for, I made a motion like I was spraying, and he handed me an empty bottle of the black Axe Body Spray. I could smell it all over him.


School bus evacuated
Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
8036 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 7:42 am to
He was probably just trying to cover up his fart.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31596 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 7:45 am to
I remember this happening a couple years ago somewhere too
Posted by Chef Curry
Member since Mar 2019
3164 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 8:24 am to
I remember the locker room in high school being covered in fog from Axe spray after PE class.
Posted by GentleJackJones
Member since Mar 2019
5262 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 8:25 am to
quote:

This generation would have died back in the days of Hai Karate, Brut, and English Leather.


frick that! The one and only. Pinaud. Clubman.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76156 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 8:28 am to
Florida young wimmenz:
Dey all Axed fo’ you.
Posted by Zip Monkey
Member since Nov 2019
1101 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 8:28 am to
quote:

frick that! The one and only. Pinaud. Clubman.

HEY NOW!!!! How else do you smell "barber shop fresh"?
Posted by GentleJackJones
Member since Mar 2019
5262 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 8:30 am to
quote:

HEY NOW!!!! How else do you smell "barber shop fresh"?



What really is "barber shop fresh?" Clubman? Old Spice? Brut? Bay Rum? Aqua Velva Blue?
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
48182 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 8:31 am to
Damn thought for sure this was gonna be in Lafayette
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 8:32 am to
Posted by Zip Monkey
Member since Nov 2019
1101 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 8:36 am to
quote:

What really is "barber shop fresh?"

You have not been to the barber shop until your neck has been liberally dusted down with Clubman.


Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16276 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 8:57 am to
Well at least the female teacher could have claimed the Axe Body spray was the cause of the inappropriate behavior between her and the student when busted
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20251 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 9:35 am to
I honestly have no idea why anyone uses that stuff.

It’s under how to be a douche 101
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