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re: Salma Hayek ready for summer (NSFW)

Posted on 4/25/23 at 4:54 pm to
Posted by BigD43
Member since Jun 2016
1431 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 4:54 pm to
Anyone in this forum ever do it with her?
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

Salma Hayek ready for summer


well thats what happens with lots of throw away money and access to the best plastic surgery money can buy
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
12427 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

keakar


You sound like a miserable person.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35915 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

she's taking photos of herself soaking wet in a bikini. Yes she's aware that she's hot and she's showing it off


Posted by Lark225
Member since Mar 2019
1801 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 6:47 pm to
Would make her a grand baby momma
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 6:52 pm to
Fine. arse. Wine.

It's like she was just pulled out of a cryogenic chamber after 25 years. She still looks amazing.
This post was edited on 4/25/23 at 6:57 pm
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 6:53 pm to
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Damn near 60 and she’s got a body better than most 30 year old women.

/Thread
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 6:55 pm to
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 6:58 pm to
quote:

It doesn't mean she is ready to go up against the champion


You’re right. No one is ready to go up against Liz Hurley.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 7:00 pm to
And you’re a man, so…
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8449 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 7:57 pm to
Seems like only yesterday Will Smith was saving her from the Big-Mouth Spider. yo yo bang bang
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
11297 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 8:01 pm to
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I’m thin, but she has personal trainers, chefs, access to the best plastic surgery money can buy, and tons of free time with servants.

Quit raining on everybody's Selma Bikini parade and go back to the Ukraine thread Warmonger!
Posted by Gideon Swashbuckler
Member since Sep 2019
9015 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 8:47 pm to
Looks like she's got an extra chromosome.
Posted by GatorPA84
PNW
Member since Sep 2016
6278 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 8:47 pm to
I have always wanted to be inside her
Posted by Tiger in Texas
Houston, Texas
Member since Sep 2004
22212 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 8:48 pm to
Salma still glorious after all these years!!
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