re: Russian volcano in area near recent 8.8 earthquake erupts for first time in 475 years

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Imagine going 475 years without blowing a load.

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I didn’t realize volcanos could get married

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I don't see how this concerns the majority of people on this board.

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They been forcing us to stop our cows from farting and wanting us to be vegans for years. Now we can say all we did to help the environment has been blown. We just undid all our hard work.

I guess that volcano hates the climate. It probably released 10 years worth of greenhouse gases. Volcanos are assholes and we need sensible volcano control legislation.

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Slow your horses there partner, you know you need multiple validity committees and years long studies before we can even install anything.

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We haven’t even examined the resulting volcanoes from all the carbon sequestration sites that are being built.

(Since volcanoes release so much carbon into the atmosphere then concentrating carbon and pumping it deep underground is like building a fuel tank for a volcano ya know. Of course any south Louisiana volcanoes resulting will halt that pesky coastal erosion with all the lava flows so it kinda balances out.)