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Russian court rules teen can be tried as an adult based on the size of his penis
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:34 pm
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:34 pm
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A Russian court has ruled that a teen who is accused of theft can be treated as an adult based on the size of his genitals.
The teen, who claims to be 13, is accused of stealing a cellphone back in March. Tomas, who is from the Ukraine but came to Moscow to live with his aunt, denies taking the phone, the Moskovsky Komsomolets reported Tuesday.
There was apparently some dispute about the boy's age, so a medical examination of Tomas' teeth and genitals was conducted by prison doctors. After the examination, it was concluded that the boy is between 16 and 17 years old and therefore legally viewed as an adult. Based on that decision, the court was able to put Tomas behind bars.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:35 pm to arseinclarse
I hate you. Im sure it was mostly due to size of his teeth not cock.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:35 pm to arseinclarse
Finally. A law that makes sense.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:35 pm to arseinclarse
:inb4iwastriedasanadultinthewomb:
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:35 pm to arseinclarse
You posted the ONLY instance when having a big Johnson is a bad thing 
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:37 pm to Wtodd
Well I guess I would be a 7 year old in Russia
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:40 pm to arseinclarse
in Russia I can commit any crime I want and not have to worry about being tried as an adult 
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:40 pm to Dire Wolf
1. Go to russia
2. Steal all kind of shite
3. Drop Trou
4. Youthful offender for life
2. Steal all kind of shite
3. Drop Trou
4. Youthful offender for life
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:48 pm to arseinclarse
I would have tucked it.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 1:09 pm to arseinclarse
Shower vs grower?
No pics please.
No pics please.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 1:19 pm to arseinclarse
I wish they would have done this for little league baseball when I was in 6th grade.
Facing a pitcher with a full beard at that age was quite intimidating.
Facing a pitcher with a full beard at that age was quite intimidating.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 1:51 pm to arseinclarse
So how big was his dick?
Posted on 6/3/14 at 2:06 pm to arseinclarse
Good news for me!
I can murder someone and just go to juvenile court
I can murder someone and just go to juvenile court
Posted on 6/3/14 at 2:44 pm to Bmath
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I wish they would have done this for little league baseball when I was in 6th grade.
Facing a pitcher with a full beard at that age was quite intimidating.
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