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Russian court rules teen can be tried as an adult based on the size of his penis

Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:34 pm
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35426 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:34 pm
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A Russian court has ruled that a teen who is accused of theft can be treated as an adult based on the size of his genitals.
The teen, who claims to be 13, is accused of stealing a cellphone back in March. Tomas, who is from the Ukraine but came to Moscow to live with his aunt, denies taking the phone, the Moskovsky Komsomolets reported Tuesday.

There was apparently some dispute about the boy's age, so a medical examination of Tomas' teeth and genitals was conducted by prison doctors. After the examination, it was concluded that the boy is between 16 and 17 years old and therefore legally viewed as an adult. Based on that decision, the court was able to put Tomas behind bars.



Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43586 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:35 pm to
I hate you. Im sure it was mostly due to size of his teeth not cock.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84436 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:35 pm to
Finally. A law that makes sense.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36766 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:35 pm to
:inb4iwastriedasanadultinthewomb:
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68544 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:35 pm to
You posted the ONLY instance when having a big Johnson is a bad thing
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50742 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:36 pm to
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
40369 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:37 pm to
Well I guess I would be a 7 year old in Russia
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:40 pm to
in Russia I can commit any crime I want and not have to worry about being tried as an adult
Posted by Itismemc
LA
Member since Nov 2008
4794 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:40 pm to
1. Go to russia
2. Steal all kind of shite
3. Drop Trou
4. Youthful offender for life
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6174 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:48 pm to
I would have tucked it.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33535 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 1:09 pm to
Shower vs grower?

No pics please.


Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18912 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 1:19 pm to
I wish they would have done this for little league baseball when I was in 6th grade.

Facing a pitcher with a full beard at that age was quite intimidating.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 1:51 pm to
So how big was his dick?
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18095 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 2:06 pm to
Good news for me!

I can murder someone and just go to juvenile court
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50742 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

I wish they would have done this for little league baseball when I was in 6th grade.

Facing a pitcher with a full beard at that age was quite intimidating.



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