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robbed a bank on their first date and forced her to be the getaway driver
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:50 am
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:50 am
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And you thought your worst first date story was bad.
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It all started, the woman told police, when she picked up Castillo from his parents' home in Chepachet, Rhode Island, and drove him 30 minutes east toward North Attleboro, Massachusetts. She said he drank wine in the passenger seat of her Nissan Maxima (which is also illegal, but he wasn't charged for that one).
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The two had never met in person before that fateful day in 2016, she told police. So why would she think anything was wrong when he told her to pull over as they approached a bank? He got out of her car and left her there alone for a few minutes. Then, suddenly, he came running back, sweating with sunglasses, a hat, a gun and $1,000 cash in hand, the woman said. "F**king go," he told her.
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His accidental accomplice obeyed at first, but once she spotted flashing sirens from North Attleboro Police cruisers on their tail, she immediately pulled over and walked away from the car.
Years after the date from hell, Castillo ended up sentenced to five years of incarceration. His date got off without a charge — and probably with a healthy skepticism toward online dating.
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Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:55 am to Tigerbait357
The way she holds the gun at the end of that gif bothers me.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 10:14 am to Tigerbait357
He probably sucked at doing heists in GTA too.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:11 am to Tigerbait357
That's why you save robbing a bank for the 2nd or 3rd date.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:14 am to TDsngumbo
The way he kicks the door looks like Dean Pritchard from Old School
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:16 am to Tigerbait357
Extra points for the classic Broncos logo.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:20 am to Tigerbait357
not sure whats worse
trying this on a 1st date
or driving 30 minutes to rob a bank for a thousand dollars
trying this on a 1st date
or driving 30 minutes to rob a bank for a thousand dollars
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:28 am to TDsngumbo
Pretty sure thats a BB gun pistol. There's air where the clip should be.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:38 am to JetsetNuggs
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The way he kicks the door looks like Dean Pritchard from Old School
i love that door kick
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:40 am to Tigerbait357
his sagging pants did him in. couldnt jump the counter.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:41 am to Tigerbait357
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t all started, the woman told police, when she picked up Castillo from his parents' home
So many red flags. She sounds desperate.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:49 am to Tigerbait357
Any man that needs to be picked up for the first date should be a dealbreaker for any woman.
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