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Reported body found in Idaho turns out to be sex doll
Posted on 11/28/18 at 4:15 pm
Posted on 11/28/18 at 4:15 pm
Damn, kicking the sex dolls to the curb now...
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A Lewiston man reported finding a body on the ground along 4th Street last Sunday, but it turns out that it was a life-like sex doll.
Lewiston Police received a call about a body found on the sidewalk on November 18th.
When officers responded to the scene, they found a human-sized doll, undressed and laying on the ground.
Sergeant Craig Roberts of LPD told KLEW News the dolls is made of silicone.
It's now sitting in their lost and found for the owner to claim.
If it goes unclaimed, Roberts said it will be destroyed.
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Posted on 11/28/18 at 4:16 pm to DemonKA3268
What a waste of a sex doll
Posted on 11/28/18 at 4:17 pm to DemonKA3268
quote:
Reported body found in Idaho turns out to be sex doll
Doll was used for practice for a few different activities.
Posted on 11/28/18 at 4:18 pm to DemonKA3268
Yeah, destroyed after the force gets to protect and serve it for a few rounds
Posted on 11/28/18 at 4:18 pm to DemonKA3268
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If it goes unclaimed, Roberts said it will be destroyed
What they're really trying to say is that when it inevitably goes unclaimed, one lucky cop will be the proud owner of a used sex doll.
This post was edited on 11/28/18 at 4:19 pm
Posted on 11/28/18 at 4:18 pm to DemonKA3268
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If it goes unclaimed, Roberts said it will be destroyed in an officer gangbang
This post was edited on 11/28/18 at 4:20 pm
Posted on 11/28/18 at 4:26 pm to DemonKA3268
She was good while she lasted, but I've upgraded to robot sex
Posted on 11/28/18 at 4:31 pm to DemonKA3268
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If it goes unclaimed, Roberts said it will be destroyed.
Probably already has been destroyed a couple of times since they found it.
Posted on 11/28/18 at 4:31 pm to idlewatcher
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If it goes unclaimed, Roberts said it will be Owlvis
Posted on 11/28/18 at 4:31 pm to DemonKA3268
Fappers remorse.
Posted on 11/28/18 at 4:41 pm to DemonKA3268
Damn, dudes are even getting fed up with female sex dolls' shite.
Posted on 11/28/18 at 4:44 pm to DemonKA3268
New headline:
Local Necrophiliac Has Confused Boner
Local Necrophiliac Has Confused Boner
Posted on 11/28/18 at 4:48 pm to DemonKA3268
What do they mean by destroyed?
Posted on 11/28/18 at 5:00 pm to RJL2
quote:maybe it was rode hard. I wonder if they checked it for.... you know...
What a waste of a sex doll
Posted on 11/28/18 at 5:03 pm to DemonKA3268
Probably placed there by a pissed off wife who came home unexpectedly.
Posted on 11/28/18 at 5:07 pm to DemonKA3268
Dumbass probably got one that talks. 
Posted on 11/28/18 at 5:18 pm to DemonKA3268
Dry run before the real person is off’d
Posted on 11/28/18 at 6:54 pm to DemonKA3268
you just know that was a girlfriend or ex wife found that shite and had to deny him being happy with an outlet that never says no
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