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Report of Aliens Landing In Portland
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:59 pm
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:59 pm
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Unfortunately, the aliens landed in Portland, and after a brief period of observation, returned to their home planet to tell their overlords that there is no intelligent life on earth.
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“According to the alien, the locals saw the craft and screamed something about "White Soo Prem Acey" before trying to bash the aliens' brains in.
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"This 'White Soo Prem Acey' seems to be a mythical demon they associated us with," Tttchul'azz'robobo reported. "They spraypainted our craft and threw a brick at us." He indicated that the brick of course could not hurt their advanced craft, "but it still hurt my heart."
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The aliens also reported that people on earth still watch soccer and believe the government can be a force for good. "So they're clearly still very primitive."
The people of Graxon V have been warned to keep at least 6,000 light-years away from Earth until humanity matures sometime in the next 10,000 years.
BabylonBee
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Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:07 pm to Randman
This is the lengths the Babylon Bee must go to these days to write satire.
The left has killed satire.
What a sad, sad day.
The left has killed satire.
What a sad, sad day.
This post was edited on 7/29/20 at 9:18 pm
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:20 pm to Randman
Joke is on the aliens, the soy boys in Portland enjoy anal probes.
This post was edited on 7/29/20 at 9:21 pm
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:44 am to Randman
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The aliens also reported that people on earth still watch soccer
That line made me chortle
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:45 am to Randman
I hope they landed there to enslave the Marxists
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:50 am to Randman
Yeah I'm pretty sure the protesters are not exactly human either.
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