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re: Reasons why a woman would have her wedding ring off

Posted on 9/4/17 at 4:16 pm to
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37138 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 4:16 pm to
She's now to fat to wear it?
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30615 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 5:23 pm to
1. Doing housework
2. Doesn't wanna get mugged
3. Forgot it
4. Getting divorced
5. Looking for strange penis

Edit 6. Got fat (may fall under #4)
This post was edited on 9/4/17 at 5:24 pm
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
6621 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 6:45 pm to
Side piece?
This post was edited on 9/4/17 at 6:46 pm
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
59317 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 7:53 pm to
A few things: OP's wife should mind her own fricking business, ring or no ring matters not to those dtf, and finally--wtf is this all about

quote:

you're about a decade older, fatter, and uglier. no one wants some gross rouge slobbering all the over them all the time. sometimes i feel sad for you. other times i think you definitely deserve unhappiness.


Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72189 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 7:55 pm to
That's what we call LLotOT friendly banter.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
26045 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 7:57 pm to
quote:

you're about a decade older, fatter, and uglier. no one wants some gross rouge slobbering all the over them all the time. sometimes i feel sad for you. other times i think you definitely deserve unhappiness.


This is awesome. Have an upvote sweetheart.
Posted by Hot Carl
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Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 9/4/17 at 8:17 pm to
quote:


That's what we call LLotOT friendly banter.



Hot Carl wasn't sure whether to cry(for Rouge) or beat off. So he did both.
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8328 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

4. Getting divorced
5. Looking for strange peni


Wife think's it's either of the 2 and most likely (5). She was dressed like she was ready to party.
Posted by lsuoilengr
Member since Aug 2008
4779 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:14 pm to
bc shes banging some dude. im no pink pather but the anser is obvious
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19196 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 11:30 am to
quote:

1. Doing housework
2. Doesn't wanna get mugged
3. Forgot it
4. Getting divorced
5. Looking for strange penis
6. Got fat (may fall under #4)


7. Secretly is an electrician, and had to take it off working near energized circuits. Forgot to put it back on afterwards.

Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
62089 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 11:31 am to
doing surgery or delivering a baby
Posted by LSUbase13
Mt. Pleasant, SC
Member since Mar 2008
15060 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 11:33 am to
Fingering husband's butthole?
Posted by Joehat
New Orleans West
Member since Jun 2011
968 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 12:08 pm to
Look at social media pictures of her when she's out with friends or without the SO. If the ring is off then - Houston, we have a bigger problem...
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

Reasons why a woman would have her wedding ring off


Posted by jbro12
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2015
563 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 1:08 pm to
Mine hasn't been wearing hers for a couple weeks since it has been falling off her finger after losing a little weight. I need to either get it resized or start feeding her some donuts so it stays on her finger again lol. I can handle a few more pounds on her but will probably just get it resized very soon. No, no pics.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17537 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

Might be at jeweler getting cleaned


Or something else may be getting cleaned.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57343 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 1:15 pm to




Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
17032 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 1:18 pm to
Didn't want to accidently cut her husband, while giving him a handy under the table
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77649 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 1:18 pm to
Well, I'm a guy, and when we bought my wedding band I made sure it was a little on the loose side because they say you always gain weight after you're married. Well I've actually lost some and the thing slips off all the time. So when I wash dishes or bathing the kids, it automatically goes into my pocket and I sometimes forget it's there.
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8328 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

Look at social media pictures of her when she's out with friends or without the SO. If the ring is off then - Houston, we have a bigger problem...


Scrolling through the pics, even with the ring on they probably have a problem.
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