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Reason #4,941,855,003 dogs>>>>>>>>>cats

Posted on 7/29/19 at 7:56 am
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67488 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 7:56 am
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Camera shows cat trying to 'murder' its owner while he sleeps

Pics in link and I can't post them

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Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90533 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 7:59 am to
Wut?

If it was a dog, it would be its arse in your face






This post was edited on 7/29/19 at 8:02 am
Posted by hubertcumberdale
Member since Nov 2009
6511 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 8:02 am to
Dogs just act like they care about you so they can have access to food, jokes on you
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67590 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 8:02 am to
but how many cats have actually killed their owner
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54520 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 8:04 am to
I almost typed NB4jones about 5 mins ago.


My new golden retriever pup loves him some cat shite nuggets out of the litter box. That's all I got
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90533 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 8:05 am to
That's because dogs are dirty and stupid in general. They eat my cats poop and vomit while my cat laughs
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54520 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 8:09 am to
It's all good until that big arse hair ball comes out. Watching my wife's cat go through that exorcism scares the shite out of me.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59671 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 8:10 am to

Sure about that?
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77616 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 8:11 am to
Both will puke on your floor, but only the dog seems sorry about it.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40106 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 8:11 am to
DR DV
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90533 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 8:12 am to
Aww that's a kitten.

That old dog looks confused and probably asking the owner where the cat puke and shite is
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63032 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 8:12 am to
quote:

That's because dogs are dirty


quote:

They eat my cats vomit


Cats puke everywhere and it's dirty AF. We have to move our bed to get access to cat vomit. The fact that our dog cleans it up on occasion is a plus on the dog category.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90533 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 8:13 am to
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The fact that our dog cleans it up on occasion is a plus on the dog category.


And I bet yall let your dog slobber all over your faces with the cat puke mouth
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77616 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 8:13 am to
quote:

Cats puke everywhere and it's dirty AF


And leave any clothes on the floor for too long and the cats will piss on it.


And cat piss might possibly be the worst smelling thing on this planet.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63032 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 8:14 am to
We don't, but moreso because my dumbass dog won't drink from anything but the toilet.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90533 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 8:14 am to
quote:


And leave any clothes on the floor for too long and the cats will piss on it.


Yea that's not true at all if you have a litter box
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77616 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 8:16 am to
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Yea that's not true at all if you have a litter box


We have two. Cats simply DGAF about anything. I've been packing for a trip and leave a suitcase open with clothes in it because I'm not done. Piss bombed.


Cats are the worst. My wife had these two before we got married and I simply can't wait for them to die.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63032 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 8:18 am to
It is nice when the cat licks my toes with that sandpaper tongue.

Other than that, she's a worthless old thing. She hasn't even killed a bug in a while.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90533 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 8:18 am to
Maybe you're an a-hole. Cats can sense these things
Posted by klrstix
Shreveport, LA
Member since Oct 2006
3207 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 8:19 am to
quote:

Both will puke on your floor, but only the dog seems sorry about it.




Thats because the cat thinks its their floor... you are their servant and you will clean it up...

That is the difference between cats and dogs...

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