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Real Estate Agents, Take Notes: This is how you Sell a mf'n House

Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:09 pm
Posted by Mac
Member since Nov 2007
14808 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:09 pm
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78001 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:11 pm to
Scruffy figured this was one of those pr0ns with the hot real estate agent.

Scruffy is disappointed.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:16 pm to
dude's out of shape
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4793 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:31 pm to
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dude's out of shape


No shite he was huffing like he was working out, from walking.
Posted by Mac
Member since Nov 2007
14808 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:33 pm to
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dude's out of shape



You try eating 6 cannoli every night, ya frick.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20260 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:36 pm to
Dumb
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:41 pm to

Pisa shite.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127609 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:43 pm to
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OT is disappointed.
FIFY
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20244 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:45 pm to
I almost want to buy the house just cause the guy was so straight forward.

I appreciate a guy that has a solid use of the F word
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
77214 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:48 pm to
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I almost want to buy the house just cause the guy was so straight forward.


I guarantee you that is this guy's angle. There is something in human beings that respects someone who is just straight up brutally honest. They tend to trust you more.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:51 pm to
"Italian guy is rude on internet", stop the presses.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94676 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:52 pm to
i had an italian mechanic here in nashville who, i shite you not whenever i would call for service would answer the phone 'what the frick do you want?'

dude did every service on my vehicle.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:53 pm to
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italian in nashville


One more reason your city sucks.
Posted by oreeg
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
5438 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:54 pm to
"You wanna dick-her-down in the bathtub?"
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:55 pm to
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i shite you not whenever i would call for service would answer the phone 'what the frick do you want?'

dude did every service on my wife
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94676 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:56 pm to
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You wanna dick-her-down in the bathtub?"


i thought he said 'you wanna dick around in the bathtub'?
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94676 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:56 pm to
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dude did every service on my wife


nice try but i was divorced at the time.

now my ex, he can have her.
Posted by Meatball
Member since Sep 2009
5147 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:59 pm to
"Your daughter's a whore, this is her room. She fricks everybody in here"

Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26131 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:01 pm to
Scruff, I thought the same thing.

am disappointed.
Posted by oreeg
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
5438 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:16 pm to
He definitely says dick her down
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