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Ralphie May...King of Outkicking the Coverage?
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:42 pm
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:42 pm
Comedian Ralphie May is one of my absolute favorites. He's not afraid to be controversial or say something that might offend someone.
However, what I find most interesting about him is how that fat slob managed to land his wife Lahna Turner.
She's by no mean a smokeshow, but she is a definite MILF and her status is only furthered when juxtaposed with May's lackluster physique.
However, what I find most interesting about him is how that fat slob managed to land his wife Lahna Turner.
She's by no mean a smokeshow, but she is a definite MILF and her status is only furthered when juxtaposed with May's lackluster physique.
This post was edited on 11/17/15 at 4:28 pm
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Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:44 pm to saint amant steve
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He's not afraid to be controversial or say something that might offend someone
which in his case are rarely actually funny
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:44 pm to saint amant steve
Women like money 
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:44 pm to saint amant steve
meh, that title goes to Arkansas coach Bret Bielema
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:44 pm to saint amant steve
Thought he was gay.
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:45 pm to saint amant steve
He looks like that trans celebrity. You know, the fat one.
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:45 pm to saint amant steve
"I like him because he makes me laugh." Happens all the time.
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:45 pm to saint amant steve
His voice annoys me.
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:45 pm to saint amant steve
Lyle Lovett says hi
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:46 pm to saint amant steve
there are a few women out there that are attracted to guys that can make them laugh
the rest want good looks and money
the rest want good looks and money
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:48 pm to yellowfin
"You know who gets laid less than funny fat guys? Unfunny fat guys." _ "Beer League"
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:49 pm to yellowfin
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there are a few women out there that are attracted to guys that can make them laugh
the rest want good looks and money
I'm strikingly handsome, with money and the ability to make most everyone laugh. Add in my white privilege and it isn't even fair.
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:51 pm to saint amant steve
She looks like an sjw and he looks like a greasy boudin ball.
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:52 pm to saint amant steve
They have Ralphie on the radio station I listen to quite a bit. One interesting piece of information he shared one day is that one if not both of his kid's godfather is none other than Ron Jeremy - porn guy.
This post was edited on 11/17/15 at 2:57 pm
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:54 pm to kingbob
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meh, that title goes to Arkansas coach Bret Bielema
Dude's got to be packing 9"+ in the wallet or pecker department to land that.
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:56 pm to CadesCove
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I'm strikingly handsome, with money and the ability to make most everyone laugh. Add in my white privilege and it isn't even fair.
you're gay?
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:58 pm to saint amant steve
I thought he liked sausage. Is that a tranny?
Posted on 11/17/15 at 3:00 pm to kingbob
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meh, that title goes to Arkansas coach Bret Bielema
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Dude's got to be packing 9"+ in the wallet or pecker department to land that.
Not really, dude makes nearly $3M a year. She was cocktail waitress in Vegas. You do the math.
This post was edited on 11/17/15 at 3:01 pm
Posted on 11/17/15 at 3:01 pm to saint amant steve
The physics you'd need to use to understand how he could have possibly impregnated her is insane. There's no way people that fat can have normal sex.
Posted on 11/17/15 at 3:03 pm to saint amant steve
I listen to him all the time. He crosses the line with all races and it's funny as shite.
He's his own cousin lol.
He's his own cousin lol.
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