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Raise your hand if you have eaten calamari.. Congrats you ate an alien.
Posted on 5/17/18 at 12:59 am
Posted on 5/17/18 at 12:59 am
Oh, Octopus too are alien. According to 33 scientists they state in their paper:
Very interesting theories. Worthy of a read.
LINK
quote:
“The transformative genes leading from the consensus ancestral Nautilus to the common Cuttlefish to Squid to the common are not easily to be found in any pre-existing life form – it is plausible then to suggest they seem to be borrowed from a far distant “future” in terms of terrestrial evolution, or more realistically from the cosmos at large.
“One plausible explanation, in our view, is that the new genes are likely new extraterrestrial imports to Earth - most plausibly as an already coherent group of functioning genes within (say) cryopreserved and matrix protected fertilized Octopus eggs.
Very interesting theories. Worthy of a read.
LINK
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Posted on 5/17/18 at 1:01 am to reo45
Does this make me part alien?
Posted on 5/17/18 at 1:02 am to reo45
Like you thought fried alien wouldn't be delicious.
Posted on 5/17/18 at 1:05 am to reo45
quote:
“The transformative genes leading from the consensus ancestral Nautilus to the common Cuttlefish to Squid to the common are not easily to be found in any pre-existing life form – it is plausible then to suggest they seem to be borrowed from a far distant “future” in terms of terrestrial evolution, or more realistically from the cosmos at large.
Posted on 5/17/18 at 1:13 am to reo45
So I need to jerk off and shoot my loads into space? I can impregnate a planet? Men rise with me and shoot your loads up to the sky! 
Posted on 5/17/18 at 1:15 am to lsuwontonwrap
What is your IQ?
Now I know why so many movies dealing with ET's have squid and octopus type looks to them. THEY knew all along.
Now I know why so many movies dealing with ET's have squid and octopus type looks to them. THEY knew all along.
Posted on 5/17/18 at 6:00 am to DawgGONIT
Posted on 5/17/18 at 6:13 am to reo45
quote:
According to 33 scientists
So how does this affect globa....climate warm....change?
Posted on 5/17/18 at 6:14 am to reo45
At the least the marinara was American.
Posted on 5/17/18 at 6:18 am to reo45
Now that the calamari know that we know their gig, they’re going to use us as a host.
This is going to start happening on the reg-
This is going to start happening on the reg-
Posted on 5/17/18 at 6:43 am to reo45
I might be the equivalent of Godzilla on their planet. 
Posted on 5/17/18 at 6:56 am to reo45
First it was “backdoor calamari” aka fried pig butthole and now this. I’ve had about all I can handle
Posted on 5/17/18 at 6:59 am to TigerTatorPots
Alien life form finds its way to earth. The first thing we as a people do is deep fry it.
This post was edited on 5/17/18 at 7:40 am
Posted on 5/17/18 at 7:00 am to reo45
What the hell is that website? Also, I never knew there was a country named Jersey between England and France. I feel dumb now.
Posted on 5/17/18 at 7:02 am to reo45
With A1, everything is delicious... even alien
Posted on 5/17/18 at 7:02 am to reo45
You’d think for such an advanced alien species, they wouldn’t make such great bait.
Posted on 5/17/18 at 7:03 am to reo45
Taste wasn’t bad but the texture was gross. Then I hit a knuckle and that was it for me.
Posted on 5/17/18 at 7:04 am to Evil Little Thing
quote:It’s a self-governing dependency of the United Kingdom, so not really a “country”.
Also, I never knew there was a country named Jersey between England and France.
I’ve never had calamari there but I’ll bet it’s frequently on the menu.
Posted on 5/17/18 at 7:05 am to soccerfüt
In order to read the article, I must
“ Contractually Agree that: (i) this Website shall be deemed solely based in the country of Jersey;”
I don’t want to contractually agree to that.
“ Contractually Agree that: (i) this Website shall be deemed solely based in the country of Jersey;”
I don’t want to contractually agree to that.
Posted on 5/17/18 at 7:40 am to reo45
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