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Question to the old timers
Posted on 5/28/17 at 3:01 pm
Posted on 5/28/17 at 3:01 pm
I grow up in a time of playboy magazines and slow internet speeds. A pic of nude chick would get us going.
Did you ever think that you'd be able to stream adult content on your phone? Did you think this would be possible in your life time.
Did you ever think that you'd be able to stream adult content on your phone? Did you think this would be possible in your life time.
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Posted on 5/28/17 at 3:02 pm to mailman
Dude I jerked off to the underwear section of the Sears catalog and I'm not that damn old really
Posted on 5/28/17 at 3:03 pm to mailman
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Did you ever think that you'd be able to stream adult content on your phone?
The hope of this is why we stormed the beaches at Normandy.
Posted on 5/28/17 at 3:03 pm to mailman
The old timers are too busy jerking off to Brazilian fart porn on their iPads. Check back in an hour.
Posted on 5/28/17 at 3:04 pm to mailman
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Did you ever think that you'd be able to stream adult content on your phone? Did you think this would be possible in your life time.
Not something that ever occurred to me.
Posted on 5/28/17 at 3:06 pm to mailman
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time of playboy magazine
I remember the precision I used to replace the playboys in my dads stash. Thinking back it's hilarious.
Posted on 5/28/17 at 3:09 pm to LSU alum wannabe
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I remember the precision I used to replace the playboys in my dads stash. Thinking back it's hilarious.
we used to get a R rated movie with boobs on it and fast forward to the boob scene on VCR. shite was a science then.
Posted on 5/28/17 at 3:09 pm to LSU alum wannabe
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I remember the precision I used to replace the playboys in my dads stash. Thinking back it's hilarious.
It was like a scene out of Americans, essentially measuring the distance between where the mags were and the side wall of the cabinet, which order they were in, were any turned, etc.
There was ZERO CHANCE my Dad would have noticed if I had turned them all upside down...and yet, it was like a spy movie every time.
Posted on 5/28/17 at 3:10 pm to mailman
You can watch porn on your phone?
Posted on 5/28/17 at 3:12 pm to mailman
We got HBO finally and I used to memorize the times when there were tits in American Pie, 17 minutes in etc. Before then it was GGW commercials on late night Comedy Central.
Posted on 5/28/17 at 3:13 pm to mailman
Don't use porn. Still going off the Conan the conquerer size spank bank from all my conquests back when.
Posted on 5/28/17 at 3:13 pm to mailman
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Did you ever think that you'd be able to stream adult content on your phone?
Honestly.....I'm a little disturbed how easy it is to track not only the buying habits and browsing habits, but also the physical location of people using their smartphones.
Posted on 5/28/17 at 3:18 pm to mailman
Why would truly old people have ever considered that a phone would ever do anything besides call people?
Think for a minute about how truly young smart phone technology is.
I'm about to turn 26, and I was in HS when the very first iPhone came out... and people thought it was stupid. "Why would I want music taking up memory on my phone? My iPod can hold 1000x more songs anyway"
My 2nd year if college, 2010-11 it still wasn't weird at all for people to be carrying flip phones instead of smart phones. Just 4-5 years ago most smart phones were still pretty slow and crappy and not worth the time to try to watch porn on.
Clown question, bro.
Think for a minute about how truly young smart phone technology is.
I'm about to turn 26, and I was in HS when the very first iPhone came out... and people thought it was stupid. "Why would I want music taking up memory on my phone? My iPod can hold 1000x more songs anyway"
My 2nd year if college, 2010-11 it still wasn't weird at all for people to be carrying flip phones instead of smart phones. Just 4-5 years ago most smart phones were still pretty slow and crappy and not worth the time to try to watch porn on.
Clown question, bro.
Posted on 5/28/17 at 3:19 pm to GeauxTigerTM
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It was like a scene out of Americans, essentially measuring the distance between where the mags were and the side wall of the cabinet, which order they were in, were any turned, etc.
DUDE you took out more than one at a time!!? That's some ice water in your veins. I hope you are using those skills now properly. Watchmaker or bomb squad.
Posted on 5/28/17 at 3:21 pm to mailman
I used to watch the scrambled playboy channel on TV. The sound came in clear and once in a while you could see a boob floating across the screen. Once I tried to straighten out the picture with a magnet. It left a haze on the TV that thankfully wasn't permanent. Would've been weird explaining that one away.
Posted on 5/28/17 at 3:25 pm to mailman
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we used to get a R rated movie with boobs on it and fast forward to the boob scene on VCR. shite was a science then.
I wonder how many tapes were worn out by getting paused at the exact same spots over and over back then.
To the OP, I remember looking forward to seeing the Solid Gold dancers and the Hee Haw girls every week, and then Elvira's late night Movie Macabre. Later, when we got Cinemax and Showtime , I felt like a king being able to watch the Emanuelle, Fiona, and Lady Chatterly collections, etc.
Posted on 5/28/17 at 3:27 pm to mailman
I remember learning how to jerk the gerkin with my left hand so I could operate the mouse with the right...
Posted on 5/28/17 at 3:29 pm to Bigtime92
I remember a buddies mom had a porn VHS she accidentally left out. We sat in their apartment like it was a crack house or an opium den. Nobody moved. Nobody spoke. And all 3 of us were in the living room together so nobody jerked off. AT 13!!! I don't know how we didn't kill each other or pass out.
Posted on 5/28/17 at 3:39 pm to LSU alum wannabe
Us old-timers, as kids, we just shared dad's spank mag stash...we all knew where they were.
One kid's dad had nothing but ghey paperback novels. I shite you not, one had a picture of a pirate on the cover.
One kid's dad had nothing but ghey paperback novels. I shite you not, one had a picture of a pirate on the cover.
Posted on 5/28/17 at 3:47 pm to mailman
You think that the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition is a big deal now?
You have no idea what it meant to us in the 70's.
Actual porn, delivered to your home.
You have no idea what it meant to us in the 70's.
Actual porn, delivered to your home.
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