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Quantum immortality

Posted on 10/1/20 at 8:56 pm
Posted by Qazy
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 10/1/20 at 8:56 pm
I never heard of this idea until about 6 weeks ago, but it’s been terrifying me ever since. Imagine that you end up as some sickly, aging, miserable but never dying blob until the heat death of the universe. (10^100 years from now.)

That’s what this theory says the inevitable future of everybody is.
Posted by lsuoilengr
Member since Aug 2008
4776 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 8:57 pm to
pass
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54479 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 8:58 pm to
Well, thanks for that.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43169 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 8:58 pm to
Dumb
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 8:59 pm to
Sounds like Quantum Quackery.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54479 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 8:59 pm to
In a world where we can't even figure out Covid, I don't think anyone has a grasp on immortality. You're gonna be fine.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32569 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 8:59 pm to
Posted by Qazy
Member since Sep 2020
33 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 9:00 pm to
The whole idea, for in case you’re not aware, is that with infinite universes you never can actually die in all universes.

But you’ll never stop aging.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42571 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 9:01 pm to
So there is multiple you at a time?
This post was edited on 10/1/20 at 9:08 pm
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
10432 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 9:01 pm to
Blow your brains out and then tell us all about it
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35267 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

Imagine that you end up as some sickly, aging, miserable but never dying blob


I’m already 4 of those.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

until the heat death of the universe


Not going to happen, my friend.

You're a solid 20 years behind the latest 4-1-1.
Posted by O
Mandeville
Member since Oct 2011
6465 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 9:02 pm to
Qazy, how many marijuanas did you smoke?
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 9:10 pm to
Quantum Quief
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66448 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 9:10 pm to
Check out fhe show Devs
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

some sickly, aging, miserable but never dying blob

My ex mother-in-law?
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 9:14 pm to
That is not my understanding of quantum immortality.

My understanding is as long as there is a non-zero chance of your survival, “you” survive.

Death is eventually inevitable.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37862 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 9:16 pm to
How many marijuanas did it take for it to finally make sense?

ETA now I look like an a-hole for stealing O’s joke
This post was edited on 10/1/20 at 9:18 pm
Posted by Qazy
Member since Sep 2020
33 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 9:19 pm to
I think the theory is that you never have a non-zero chance of survival, so you never die.
Posted by tigahfromtheham
On your left
Member since Jun 2005
5801 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 9:26 pm to
DMT Thursday’s!!
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