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Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:04 pm to bisonduck
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Anyone who says "no" sucks at sex.
I am not going to lie. I probably suck at sex. The prep work alone is a deterrent. I pretty much like things easy and it seems like too much fuss for the reward. Between two kids, a job, and already having to rub my wife's back and feet to get her in the mood, I don't want to add an enema and good soapy bath to clean up to the mix.
Well that's where you're doing it wrong.
You have a mistress to do stuff your wife won't.
And a girlfriend to do stuff your mistress won't.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:04 pm to bisonduck
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already having to rub my wife's back and feet to get her in the mood
Ah, hell, you put the pussy on a pedestal. You can always tell. If she's blackmailing you in order to give sex, all hope is lost.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:05 pm to LSU_Tigahs66
Never done it but kind of curious
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:06 pm to Bushmaster
You're lucky I make a pass over the ballsack occasionally while taking a shower. Ain't nobody got time to squat over a mirror.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:07 pm to Festus
No need for a mirror. Just use a razor and do it by feel.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:08 pm to tidalmouse
It's a cheap Remington trimmer that stays in the very back of the bathroom vanity.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:08 pm to Sampson
I eat arse. Women love it. No weaknesses in my game. Good for the immune system. I can drink the water in Mexico and not even fart.
Some of you pussies would die if you ate a little pink starfish.
Some of you pussies would die if you ate a little pink starfish.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:09 pm to Langland
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Would not enjoy
For a piece of Oprah's empire, I sure would.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:12 pm to fr33manator
Obviously, you people are way more limber than I am. If I use a razor by feel, I could possibly make a pass over the cheeks, but open it up with one hand and cleanly shave the hole with the other? That makes my back hurt just thinking about it.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:13 pm to Festus
I guess I'm lucky being a quarter Blackfoot Indian and not having hair back there you dirty mongrel.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:14 pm to Festus
You shave the inner cheeks, around the bunghole.
Really makes for a cleaner, more refreshing dump. And you feel fresher down there too.
Really makes for a cleaner, more refreshing dump. And you feel fresher down there too.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:16 pm to LSU_Tigahs66
All things anal are disgusting, and there is something seriously wrong with people who are into it.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:16 pm to Bushmaster
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Blackfoot Indian and not having hair back there you dirty mongrel.
Lucky you. Once I'm done I could knit an afghan.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:16 pm to Festus
If the OP has to rub his innocent wife's feet and back for sex he should ask her if she made all those random dudes in college who blew loads in her mouth and all over her face rub her feet.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:16 pm to Bushmaster
I've never seen mine, but I assume I have it because sometimes when I'm lying in bed bored watching TV, I pull on the hair. Like a stress reliever.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:18 pm to Bushmaster
If you have to ask for sex and essentially pay for it, you're doing it wrong.
Doing those things is nice foreplay and helps to get the juices flowing, but in the end it's something to be taken like a wild beast. Drives 'em bonkers,
Doing those things is nice foreplay and helps to get the juices flowing, but in the end it's something to be taken like a wild beast. Drives 'em bonkers,
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:18 pm to SmackoverHawg
this guyPosted on 12/3/15 at 9:20 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
Maybe so, but I enjoy it. Have you and your wife graduated from missionary position yet?
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:20 pm to AUbagman
it doesn't itch as it grows back?
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