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Proud dad moment
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:16 am
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:16 am
Dear Facebook,
Last night my 4 year old farted and I heard it but my 8 year old was too caught up in a movie and didn’t. My 4 year old made eye contact with me and then turned his attention from the movie and onto his unsuspecting 8 year old brother. It took a few seconds, but once my oldest caught a whiff he ran to the bathroom and puked.
True story. Has anyone ever barfed from a disgusting fart or is my 4 year old just one rotten arse having little dude? He had corn dogs for lunch. Sorry fellow LSU fans...
Last night my 4 year old farted and I heard it but my 8 year old was too caught up in a movie and didn’t. My 4 year old made eye contact with me and then turned his attention from the movie and onto his unsuspecting 8 year old brother. It took a few seconds, but once my oldest caught a whiff he ran to the bathroom and puked.
True story. Has anyone ever barfed from a disgusting fart or is my 4 year old just one rotten arse having little dude? He had corn dogs for lunch. Sorry fellow LSU fans...
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Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:18 am to Breadstick Gun
are you the peanut butter at the dog-park guy?
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:18 am to Breadstick Gun
I don’t believe you. I’m sorry.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:18 am to Breadstick Gun
Congrats on the sex
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:18 am to Breadstick Gun
Subtle "I'm raising someone else's kids" brag
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:19 am to Breadstick Gun
I don’t care how old I get, farts are never not funny.
That and midgets.
Farts and midgets, funny since time began.
That and midgets.
Farts and midgets, funny since time began.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:19 am to Breadstick Gun
Proud downvote moment.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:28 am to fr33manator
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:55 am to JPinLondon
I do love peanut butter but don’t have a dog. I have 3 boys and my family moves quite frequently. I love dogs but don’t feel like we’d be able to give the attention a good pup deserves at this time.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:57 am to OKellsBells
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I don’t believe you. I’m sorry.
You don’t have to.
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Tigerssec2010
Definitely my own boys. Never been divorced and don’t plan on it. My wife and I celebrate our 9 year wedding anniversary today.
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 2:00 am
Posted on 12/19/18 at 6:25 am to Breadstick Gun
That is hilarious!
Posted on 12/19/18 at 6:26 am to Breadstick Gun
You don't sound mature enough for kids.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 6:26 am to Breadstick Gun
Pics!
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:47 am to Breadstick Gun
Your 8 year-old sounds weak and will likely be a disappointment for you in life. Be prepared to have a son-in-law one day.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 12:26 pm to kywildcatfanone
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You don't sound mature enough for kids.
You do sound miserable enough to be a Kentucky fan though.
And to the other winner talking about my kid, keep trying bro. He just has a weak stomach
what’s wrong with that? Another example of this was when he was like 3, he went to the toilet to pee, accidentally pooped, turned around and saw the poop, and then puked into the toilet. Also, I’d like to know what happened in your life which led you to shite talking little kids. Are you still mad at your own dad maybe? Christmas Season is the perfect time to forgive.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:12 pm to Breadstick Gun
It's the OT.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:15 pm to kywildcatfanone
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You don't sound mature enough for kids.
You sound like someone that doesn't have kids.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:19 pm to Breadstick Gun
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Has anyone ever barfed from a disgusting fart
Nope... might wanna have that checked or make sure that kid is getting his fiber..
And FYI... Little girls are just as disgusting as boys.. My 6yr belches like a drunken fratstar
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:23 pm to Breadstick Gun
You should be proud of the 4 yr old but disappointed in the 8 yr old
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:25 pm to fr33manator
Farts and midgets make God laugh.
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