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Pregnant woman plans to have "dolphin assisted" birth

Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:10 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:10 pm
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Water births have become commonplace in hospitals, but some mothers are taking it one step further and going into the sea in a bid to enhance their experience of labour.
Now one mother, who appears on Extraordinary Births, a Channel 4 documentary, is not only planning to give birth in the sea but intends to have a dolphin for a midwife.
Spiritual healer Dorina Rosin and her partner Maika Suneagle, from Hawaii, spoke to presenter Katie Piper about their plans to have a 'dolphin-assisted' birth - despite running the risk of another species of local marine life, the Great White Shark, turning up instead.





The pair also say their baby will be able speak 'dolphin'
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:13 pm to
No big loss to the gene pool if a shark does eat them.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
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Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:13 pm to
oooooook
Posted by ShoeBang
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Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:14 pm to
Ain't America grand?
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
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Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:15 pm to
hell no. If the first thing my kid sees is a dolphin, she would be ruined, just like I am.
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
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Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:15 pm to
bruhhhh!!!!!





This post was edited on 9/1/15 at 1:17 pm
Posted by colorchangintiger
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Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
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Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:16 pm to
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Now one mother, who appears on Extraordinary Births, a Channel 4 documentary, is not only planning to give birth in the sea but intends to have a dolphin for a midwife.


WTF?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
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Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:16 pm to
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Ain't America grand?


Hawaii is sort of its own world. Does sound hippie inspired though.
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:16 pm to
When plastic surgery goes wrong.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
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Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:16 pm to
I mistakingly zoomed in on her face


Posted by saint amant steve
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Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

Now one mother, who appears on Extraordinary Births, a Channel 4 documentary, is not only planning to give birth in the sea but intends to have a dolphin for a midwife.


Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:18 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/1/15 at 1:19 pm
Posted by LSUBoo
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Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:18 pm to
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The pair also say their baby will be able speak 'dolphin'


Resume' show-stopper.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

When plastic surgery goes wrong


That face

This post was edited on 9/1/15 at 1:21 pm
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110757 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:18 pm to
I could see the dolphin mistaking the baby for a toy and dragging it out to sea.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:19 pm to
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The pair also say their baby will be able speak 'dolphin'


Resume' show-stopper.


Should go well with a liberal arts degree in women's studies when looking for a job.
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
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Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:21 pm to
Future pic of said baby:

Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
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Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

Resume' show-stopper.


And I thought "Legendary Master user of Microsoft Office" was good...





Also, Alt+0233 brah
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:22 pm to
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Should go well with a liberal arts degree in women's studies when looking for a job.




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