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re: Pregnant woman plans to have "dolphin assisted" birth
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:22 pm to PsychTiger
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:22 pm to PsychTiger
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I could see the dolphin mistaking the baby for a toy and dragging it out to sea.
Or a big fricking fish.
I'd be nervous as hell having a baby next to a dolphin. WTF.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:24 pm to Darth_Vader
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despite running the risk of another species of local marine life, the Great White Shark, turning up instead.
It would make an interesting story during shark week
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:24 pm to meauxjeaux2
Look at her chest, it almost looks like she was badly burned. Maybe we're actually looking at great plastic surgery?
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:25 pm to colorchangintiger
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Future pic of said baby:
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I was waiting on that pic to make an appearance in this thread.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:27 pm to Darth_Vader
People are crazy. And that is a horrible idea. Dolphins are assholes.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:28 pm to meauxjeaux2
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bruhhhh!!!!!
I'm not sure but I think that's the host of the show and not the dolphin loving mother.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:30 pm to SetTheMood
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Look at her chest, it almost looks like she was badly burned. Maybe we're actually looking at great plastic surgery?
Yeah, just looked her up. She was a victim of an acid attack.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:31 pm to Sasquatch Smash
I feel like the victim for seeing her.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:43 pm to Darth_Vader
Does she know that dolphins are the rapists of the sea?
Is that who she wants to help he deliver a baby.. a sea rapist?
Is that who she wants to help he deliver a baby.. a sea rapist?
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:45 pm to SundayFunday
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Does she know that dolphins are the rapists of the sea?

Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:46 pm to Darth_Vader
WTF, Darth? Are you trying to take Arse's place? 
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:49 pm to Darth_Vader
It will be all good until the mother or child gets an infection! Should be considered child endangerment.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:51 pm to Sasquatch Smash
Makes sense now...I thought she had been burned. Thanks for the info. She is still attracted to "the weird".
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:52 pm to Spaceman Spiff
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WTF, Darth? Are you trying to take Arse's place?
It's a dirty thankless job but somebody's gotta do it.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:00 pm to meauxjeaux2
I cannot unsee what I have seen 
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