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re: Pregnant woman plans to have "dolphin assisted" birth

Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:22 pm to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

I could see the dolphin mistaking the baby for a toy and dragging it out to sea.



Or a big fricking fish.

I'd be nervous as hell having a baby next to a dolphin. WTF.
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
39046 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:23 pm to
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

despite running the risk of another species of local marine life, the Great White Shark, turning up instead.


It would make an interesting story during shark week
Posted by SetTheMood
The Red Stick
Member since Jul 2012
3182 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:24 pm to
Look at her chest, it almost looks like she was badly burned. Maybe we're actually looking at great plastic surgery?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74673 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

Future pic of said baby:





I was waiting on that pic to make an appearance in this thread.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25964 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:27 pm to
People are crazy. And that is a horrible idea. Dolphins are assholes.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74673 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:28 pm to
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bruhhhh!!!!!


I'm not sure but I think that's the host of the show and not the dolphin loving mother.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25964 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:30 pm to
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Look at her chest, it almost looks like she was badly burned. Maybe we're actually looking at great plastic surgery?


Yeah, just looked her up. She was a victim of an acid attack.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30048 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:31 pm to
I feel like the victim for seeing her.
Posted by bigrob385series
B. Aura
Member since May 2014
2636 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:34 pm to
oh,she's no scarjo,but YWHI.
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
10519 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:43 pm to
Does she know that dolphins are the rapists of the sea?

Is that who she wants to help he deliver a baby.. a sea rapist?
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:45 pm to
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Does she know that dolphins are the rapists of the sea?


Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
20669 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:46 pm to
WTF, Darth? Are you trying to take Arse's place?
Posted by Isabelle
Member since Jul 2012
2726 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:49 pm to
It will be all good until the mother or child gets an infection! Should be considered child endangerment.
Posted by pennypacker3
Charleston
Member since Aug 2014
3044 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:51 pm to
Makes sense now...I thought she had been burned. Thanks for the info. She is still attracted to "the weird".
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
10519 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:52 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74673 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:52 pm to
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WTF, Darth? Are you trying to take Arse's place?


It's a dirty thankless job but somebody's gotta do it.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
20669 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 1:53 pm to
Posted by forksup
Member since Dec 2013
8817 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:00 pm to
I cannot unsee what I have seen
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34844 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:01 pm to
Hippies.....
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