re: Potential terrorism nearly ruined our trip to Universal late last night

I always carry at least 3 guns with me on vacation.

You could have thrown your daughters nuggets at them. Biological warfare to fight terrorism.
I'm calling BS anyway. I see your bud Tangerine is back too. It was a nice vacation, but with y'all shitting up the board, I guess it's gonna be back to business as usual.

How do you bring your fun when flying? Serious question. I've never even thought about that before. Can you bag check a gun?

quote:

---

I brought two on my vacation. A 9mm for conceal carry and my 45 for the vehicle/hotel room. It holds more than my 9.

---

Gun ppl..

You didn't think to get your gun?

Wtf

quote:

---

terrorist(s) approached my area at which point I'd fight to the death.

---

Trying to make us pull for Mohammed?

We don't fly. We drive.

The poop incident occurred in Ormond Beach about an hour from Orlando.

Last night we were all deep asleep from an exhausting day at Universal when all of the sudden at about 1am a loud voice came over the speaker system saying, "An emergency has been reported in your building. Please stay calm, remain in your room, and lock your door until security inspects the premises. You will receive further instruction. This is not a drill." And that message repeated over-and-over for 20 minutes. Gonna be honest, I was thinking of ways to hide the kids while working out a plan of action if terrorists busted into our room. My plan was to stuff the kids into the dresser drawers beneath flattened pillows, ask my wife to get under a mattress between the mattess and bedspring so they wouldn't find her if they looked under the bed, and I would turn all the lights out and hide around a corner holding two knives until the terrorist(s) approached my area at which point I'd fight to the death. That's seriously what went thru my head...especially considering the front desk wasn't answering phone calls.

This is America in 2016.
----------------------------------------------------------------

I'm sorry you're getting so much abuse is this thread. I wish I'd seen it and had the opportunity to post sooner. I'm also staying at Universal, and can truthfully say that it was a long night that turned into an even longer day.

When the alarms sounded, it was quite alarming. Like you, I intuitively knew that it was a terrorist attack. My family was on the top floor of the resort in the Abbott and Costello Suite. I quickly surmised that the terrorists would likely want to kill more prominent people, like myself, in order to gain more left wing media coverage.

As a CEO, I'm used to being faced with decision making while under extreme pressure. I quickly fashioned parachutes out of the 2000 thread count sheets on the children's king sized beds and gave them escape and evasion instructions to follow upon landing.

My OT 9.9/IRL 11 wife (no pics) refused to leave my side, as she did not want to leave, or live, without me. I gave her a loving embrace, a long sensuous kiss and snapped her neck. I'll be GOD damned if any Muzzie terrorist is going to defile my Christian wife! Then, I waited at the door for those heathen bastards to attempt to gain entry to my own personal Alamo...

Oddly enough, management is now pretending there WASN'T a terrorist attack! I was there! I know what happened!

The Orlando cops are idiots. I finally bonded out this afternoon. The children are upset about their mother's untimely death, but are extremely distraught about their youngest brother. As a former Navy SEAL, I'm embarrassed to admit this, but little Timmy was a non-swimmer. His first parachute jump was a complete success, but he landed in the the pool. At 2-1/2 years old, he hadn't grown to his father's height of 6'-6" yet...