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Post Your Car Pick Up Line Horror Story

Posted on 8/14/24 at 5:09 pm
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 5:09 pm
1)They don't pull up all the way
2)they get out to close their kids door
3) Parents that arrive 45+ minutes early







Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
7275 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 5:12 pm to
I got out of the car to help my kid get out (she was struggling and was only in kindergarten) during the beginning of Covid and every teacher on duty lost their minds like I was wielding a machine gun.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8413 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 5:14 pm to
Elementary school by my son's old daycare would have inconsiderate parents block the driveway going into and out of the daycare. Was always a PITA if we picked him up early.

As a teacher, my wife had a parent pull off before she closed the door and they ran over her foot. Never stopped and my wife had to be in a walking boot for a bit.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66136 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 5:15 pm to
quote:

Pick Up Line

Raise your hand if you're old enough to remember a time before this bullshite.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25031 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 5:15 pm to
I thought you were talking about the pick up lines we used to sling at the girls when we were driving up and down the main drag.

Some moron convinced a couple guys in our h.s. class that calling girls "hogs" was the cool thing. So, they pull up to a car with a couple of girls in it and say "how you hogs doing?"

The line didn't work.
Posted by Buzz Lightbeer
Member since Feb 2018
1807 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 5:24 pm to
My nanny’s butler handles drop off.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
150426 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 5:25 pm to
quote:

Car Pick Up Line Horror Story
so this is about kids at school?

No joke - I honestly thought this referred to cruising a la American Graffiti & trying to pick up chicks from your car



ETA: Apparently I wasn't the only one here confused
This post was edited on 8/14/24 at 5:27 pm
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

so this is about kids at school?

Yes.
Posted by TigerBaitOohHaHa
Member since Jan 2023
1130 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 5:50 pm to
I was thinking you were looking for something like "a Mazda and a Nissan walk into a bar..."
Posted by StringMusic
Metaire, LA
Member since Dec 2006
718 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 5:52 pm to
Don’t like dealing with this?
Put the kids on the school bus.
Posted by NOLATiger163
Insane State of NOLA
Member since Aug 2018
553 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 7:52 pm to
Not exactly a horror story, but there were rumors that about two years ago, at one of the Catholic grammar schools in Baton Rouge, while waiting in the after-school pickup line, one of the moms was seen (in one of the vehicles in line) hosting a mouth-party for a guy (not sure whether it was the corresponding dad, but one would tend to bet not). Reportedly her kids were told to find a new school.

Surely one of you Baton Rouge Illuminati must know all the facts behind this. Spill the beans for our prurient interest!
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