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Post Your Car Pick Up Line Horror Story
Posted on 8/14/24 at 5:09 pm
Posted on 8/14/24 at 5:09 pm
1)They don't pull up all the way
2)they get out to close their kids door
3) Parents that arrive 45+ minutes early
2)they get out to close their kids door
3) Parents that arrive 45+ minutes early


Posted on 8/14/24 at 5:12 pm to pioneerbasketball
I got out of the car to help my kid get out (she was struggling and was only in kindergarten) during the beginning of Covid and every teacher on duty lost their minds like I was wielding a machine gun.
Posted on 8/14/24 at 5:14 pm to pioneerbasketball
Elementary school by my son's old daycare would have inconsiderate parents block the driveway going into and out of the daycare. Was always a PITA if we picked him up early.
As a teacher, my wife had a parent pull off before she closed the door and they ran over her foot. Never stopped and my wife had to be in a walking boot for a bit.
As a teacher, my wife had a parent pull off before she closed the door and they ran over her foot. Never stopped and my wife had to be in a walking boot for a bit.
Posted on 8/14/24 at 5:15 pm to pioneerbasketball
quote:
Pick Up Line
Raise your hand if you're old enough to remember a time before this bullshite.
Posted on 8/14/24 at 5:15 pm to pioneerbasketball
I thought you were talking about the pick up lines we used to sling at the girls when we were driving up and down the main drag.
Some moron convinced a couple guys in our h.s. class that calling girls "hogs" was the cool thing. So, they pull up to a car with a couple of girls in it and say "how you hogs doing?"
The line didn't work.
Some moron convinced a couple guys in our h.s. class that calling girls "hogs" was the cool thing. So, they pull up to a car with a couple of girls in it and say "how you hogs doing?"
The line didn't work.
Posted on 8/14/24 at 5:24 pm to pioneerbasketball
My nanny’s butler handles drop off.
Posted on 8/14/24 at 5:25 pm to pioneerbasketball
quote:so this is about kids at school?
Car Pick Up Line Horror Story
No joke - I honestly thought this referred to cruising a la American Graffiti & trying to pick up chicks from your car

ETA: Apparently I wasn't the only one here confused

This post was edited on 8/14/24 at 5:27 pm
Posted on 8/14/24 at 5:37 pm to Kafka
quote:
so this is about kids at school?
Yes.
Posted on 8/14/24 at 5:50 pm to pioneerbasketball
I was thinking you were looking for something like "a Mazda and a Nissan walk into a bar..."
Posted on 8/14/24 at 5:52 pm to pioneerbasketball
Don’t like dealing with this?
Put the kids on the school bus.
Put the kids on the school bus.
Posted on 8/14/24 at 7:52 pm to pioneerbasketball
Not exactly a horror story, but there were rumors that about two years ago, at one of the Catholic grammar schools in Baton Rouge, while waiting in the after-school pickup line, one of the moms was seen (in one of the vehicles in line) hosting a mouth-party for a guy (not sure whether it was the corresponding dad, but one would tend to bet not). Reportedly her kids were told to find a new school.
Surely one of you Baton Rouge Illuminati must know all the facts behind this. Spill the beans for our prurient interest!
Surely one of you Baton Rouge Illuminati must know all the facts behind this. Spill the beans for our prurient interest!
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