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Porn site holds Donald Trump lookalike auditions
Posted on 2/6/17 at 12:51 pm
Posted on 2/6/17 at 12:51 pm
...to hire X-rated actor for series of presidential parodies
https://www.mirror.co.uk
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It might come as a shock but there is now a strong demand for Donald Trump to get into porn.
So much so that adult entertainment giant xHamster is running a competition to find the sex industries answer to the president for a string of parodies.
The porn site has been hunting for entrants with 'unique hair' and 'small hands' since November and says it has received "many" submissions.
Users of the site have been asked to vote for their favourite in the final three with the winner set to be announced during the first 100 days of Trump 's presidency.
In the auctions the first candidate can be heard saying in his entry video "Yeah, we're going out tonight", while pointing towards a Melania lookalike.
He follows on with: "I'm gonna be with this pig, horrible woman, but we're gonna do our best!"
Another hopeful, dressed in a blonde wig says "I'm here to tell you that I don't lose. Okay, I'm not gonna lose."
He then asks "Is this the face of a loser?" while holding a Hilary Clinton lookalike doll.
The porn site confirmed that the Trump lookalike will have sex on camera once the winner has been revealed.
The series of Trump films are planned to run for four years.
https://www.mirror.co.uk
Posted on 2/6/17 at 12:56 pm to stout
My cock pales in comparison to our Leader's
Posted on 2/6/17 at 12:57 pm to stout
So I could be the male version of the chick that played Sarah Palin in a porn?
Posted on 2/6/17 at 12:59 pm to stout
So does this mean trumpkins are the ultimate cucks for wanting to stroke it to Donald even harder than they do on the poliboard
Posted on 2/6/17 at 1:00 pm to stout
Trump won't stand for it. He will insist on playing himself.
Posted on 2/6/17 at 1:00 pm to stout
Wonder if pee will be involved
Posted on 2/6/17 at 1:00 pm to Mir
Did it say the demand was specifically from men? It's probably liberal women wanting to fantasize about being with a real man.
Posted on 2/6/17 at 1:01 pm to Mir
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Mir
You should go audition...
Posted on 2/6/17 at 1:03 pm to OweO
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So I could be the male version of the chick that played Sarah Palin in a porn?
I was going to say something mean about them needing someone who's junk works but I decided not to.
Posted on 2/6/17 at 1:04 pm to stout
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Did it say the demand was specifically from men? It's probably liberal women wanting to fantasize about being
Melt bitch
Posted on 2/6/17 at 1:06 pm to stout
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I was going to say something mean about them needing someone who's junk works but I decided not to.
My junk works, but I would probably need a blue pill to keep it up long enough to shoot a porn.
Posted on 2/6/17 at 1:06 pm to OweO
You would have to play F.D. Roosevelt.
Posted on 2/6/17 at 1:33 pm to stout
Perfect title: "Grab 'em by the pu$$y"
Posted on 2/6/17 at 1:43 pm to stout
I want to see the Melania casting
Posted on 2/6/17 at 2:12 pm to stout
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Did it say the demand was specifically from men? It's probably liberal women wanting to fantasize about being with a real man
Some of you guys have legit psychological issues.
Posted on 2/6/17 at 2:19 pm to stout
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Porn site holds Donald Trump lookalike
So they're looking for porn actors with tiny hands?
Posted on 2/6/17 at 2:21 pm to stout
would rather they find ivanka and melania look alikes
Posted on 2/6/17 at 2:21 pm to OweO
That's what all the porn guys use anyway
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