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Porn site holds Donald Trump lookalike auditions

Posted on 2/6/17 at 12:51 pm
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184494 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 12:51 pm
...to hire X-rated actor for series of presidential parodies

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It might come as a shock but there is now a strong demand for Donald Trump to get into porn.

So much so that adult entertainment giant xHamster is running a competition to find the sex industries answer to the president for a string of parodies.

The porn site has been hunting for entrants with 'unique hair' and 'small hands' since November and says it has received "many" submissions.

Users of the site have been asked to vote for their favourite in the final three with the winner set to be announced during the first 100 days of Trump 's presidency.

In the auctions the first candidate can be heard saying in his entry video "Yeah, we're going out tonight", while pointing towards a Melania lookalike.

He follows on with: "I'm gonna be with this pig, horrible woman, but we're gonna do our best!"

Another hopeful, dressed in a blonde wig says "I'm here to tell you that I don't lose. Okay, I'm not gonna lose."

He then asks "Is this the face of a loser?" while holding a Hilary Clinton lookalike doll.

The porn site confirmed that the Trump lookalike will have sex on camera once the winner has been revealed.

The series of Trump films are planned to run for four years.


https://www.mirror.co.uk
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 12:54 pm to
thank god hillary didn't win
Posted by Hoyt
Alabama: The Beautiful
Member since Aug 2011
5716 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 12:56 pm to
My cock pales in comparison to our Leader's
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 12:57 pm to
So I could be the male version of the chick that played Sarah Palin in a porn?
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 12:59 pm to
So does this mean trumpkins are the ultimate cucks for wanting to stroke it to Donald even harder than they do on the poliboard
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21517 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 1:00 pm to
Trump won't stand for it. He will insist on playing himself.
Posted by TrebleHook
Member since Jun 2016
1356 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 1:00 pm to
Wonder if pee will be involved
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184494 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 1:00 pm to
Did it say the demand was specifically from men? It's probably liberal women wanting to fantasize about being with a real man.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 1:01 pm to
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Mir



You should go audition...
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184494 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

So I could be the male version of the chick that played Sarah Palin in a porn?




I was going to say something mean about them needing someone who's junk works but I decided not to.
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

Did it say the demand was specifically from men? It's probably liberal women wanting to fantasize about being


Melt bitch
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

I was going to say something mean about them needing someone who's junk works but I decided not to.


My junk works, but I would probably need a blue pill to keep it up long enough to shoot a porn.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 1:06 pm to
You would have to play F.D. Roosevelt.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98657 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 1:33 pm to
Perfect title: "Grab 'em by the pu$$y"
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139212 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 1:43 pm to
I want to see the Melania casting
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 1:44 pm to
I prefer Ivanka.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38565 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

Did it say the demand was specifically from men? It's probably liberal women wanting to fantasize about being with a real man

Some of you guys have legit psychological issues.
Posted by Quarterite
The Lower Quarter
Member since Oct 2016
959 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 2:19 pm to
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Porn site holds Donald Trump lookalike


So they're looking for porn actors with tiny hands?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76772 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 2:21 pm to
would rather they find ivanka and melania look alikes
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70125 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 2:21 pm to
That's what all the porn guys use anyway
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