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Police called about elderly woman 'frozen to death'. It's a mannequin!

Posted on 12/18/16 at 9:31 pm
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
38468 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 9:31 pm
quote:

The report to police was deadly serious — an elderly woman apparently frozen to death inside a parked car in Hudson, New York.

Police in the city said they responded to the call Friday morning with an emergency rescue crew. It was cold — around five degrees Fahrenheit — and the car had snow cover and looked like it hadn’t been moved in a while.
Authorities saw an elderly woman in the front passenger seat, police said. She was wearing an oxygen mask. She did not move and was unresponsive.

An officer smashed the rear window, opened the door and discovered the “woman” was really a life-sized mannequin. The kind that is used in CPR training.

But this was no ordinary mannequin. Photos from the police show it was very detailed — with hair, real clothing and shoes and even skin blemishes. It was even wearing a seat belt.

I am just glad they did not shoot it for not responding to commands.



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This post was edited on 12/18/16 at 9:33 pm
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 9:33 pm to
That's weird.
Posted by StrangeBrew
Salvation Army-Thanks Obama
Member since May 2009
18395 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 9:33 pm to
911 is a joke in your town.
This post was edited on 12/18/16 at 9:36 pm
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20642 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 9:34 pm to
My coworker has a son who is a cop. He was telling me they were called out to a lake that had frozen over for a dog that had been frozen to the ice. Woman who had called it in had almost gone out onto the lake to rescue the dog. Turns out the dog was fake. Could have been dangerous if anyone had gone out onto the lake to rescue it.
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
38468 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 9:34 pm to
I guess she wins the challenge, hands down, not up
Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
9564 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

I am just glad they did not shoot it for not responding to commands.



ahh so you're one of those
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82324 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 9:35 pm to
quote:

That's weird.


Probably used it to cheat and use the HOV lane.

If so, this was karma at work.
Posted by knight_ryder
XTC cabaret
Member since Jan 2015
3356 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 9:35 pm to
Someone wanted their life insurance money for Christmas
Posted by Upslope
United States
Member since Dec 2016
207 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 9:36 pm to
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
38468 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

ahh so you're one of those

Lighten up Francis. Don't derail. It was a joke, sort of a self-deprecating one.
Posted by TidenUP
Coden, AL
Member since Apr 2011
14696 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 9:37 pm to
THAT's why they didn't answer the phone earlier
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 9:38 pm to
quote:

ahh so you're one of those


Did you figure that out from your money source?
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26441 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 9:40 pm to
frigid bitch
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 9:51 pm to
IWHI
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27870 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 9:54 pm to
quote:

Lighten up Francis.


Good old Stripes reference.
Posted by duggieblue
GA
Member since Feb 2010
4366 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 10:13 pm to
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