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Pinched/Compressed nerve
Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:47 pm
Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:47 pm
So, I got sauced a few weeks ago and wound up sleeping on my stomach with two king bed pillows under my chin. I woke up and my hand was tingly, with a numbing pain from my neck down my right arm. A pinched nerve I'm thinking. I had one playing football.
Its to the point that I can only sleep in a mummy position where my arms are at my side. Any movement at all wakes me up. Suffice it to say I'm not sleeping all that well. When I roll my neck back it sends a huge pain down my right arm, so I know I have a pinched nerve. What does OT-Lounge recommend outside of giving a blowjob or having butt sex with a man? I've got a (legit) massage scheduled, and I'm taking high dose ibruprofin.
Its to the point that I can only sleep in a mummy position where my arms are at my side. Any movement at all wakes me up. Suffice it to say I'm not sleeping all that well. When I roll my neck back it sends a huge pain down my right arm, so I know I have a pinched nerve. What does OT-Lounge recommend outside of giving a blowjob or having butt sex with a man? I've got a (legit) massage scheduled, and I'm taking high dose ibruprofin.
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:49 pm to alpinetiger
corona got you into this mess, see if it will get you out.
Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:49 pm to alpinetiger
Alcoholic problems
Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:50 pm to alpinetiger
Well let's see, do you have at least 24 rolls of toilet paper on hand?
If not, you're fricked.
If not, you're fricked.
Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:50 pm to alpinetiger
Cut off your right arm. Problem solved
Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:53 pm to Macintosh
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Cut off your right arm. Problem solved
I fap and finger with that arm. Got my technique down and everything.
Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:55 pm to alpinetiger
Chiropractic care
Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:56 pm to alpinetiger
Inversion table.
For real.
For real.
Posted on 3/16/20 at 7:00 pm to Dcook2
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Chiropractic care
Are they at every Scientology location?
Posted on 3/16/20 at 7:01 pm to alpinetiger
Walmart has a small vibrating back cushion that will fit between your shoulder blades. It uses batteries. Best ten bucks that I have spent lately.
Posted on 3/16/20 at 7:02 pm to alpinetiger
Posted on 3/16/20 at 7:03 pm to Splackavellie
Will seriously check it out. Makes sense anatomically. I'd just like to sleep again.
Posted on 3/16/20 at 7:05 pm to alpinetiger
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What does OT-Lounge recommend outside of giving a blowjob or having butt sex with a man?
Go see a fricking doctor. I had a similar issue with tingling down my left arm and neck pain.
Got and MRI, my GP called me immediately after he got the results and said go see a neurosurgeon. Two bulging discs directly back in to my spinal chord. If it's bulging directly back like that, PT and massages won't do shite. Surgery is the only option.
I had two discs replaced and feel a gazillion times better and all my symptoms disappeared overnight.
Posted on 3/16/20 at 7:06 pm to alpinetiger
M R I
Posted on 3/16/20 at 7:19 pm to Centinel
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Go see a fricking doctor. I had a similar issue with tingling down my left arm and neck pain.
Got and MRI, my GP called me immediately after he got the results and said go see a neurosurgeon. Two bulging discs directly back in to my spinal chord. If it's bulging directly back like that, PT and massages won't do shite. Surgery is the only option.
I had two discs replaced and feel a gazillion times better and all my symptoms disappeared overnight.
Thanks Debbie Downer. My next door neigbor is a neuro resident and she told me to rub some dirt on it. Maybe I have cancer, but I didn't consider it until you chimed in. I haven't thought of that. What do you recommend?
I don't have any malady you are proffering my good man. I have a pinched nerve. I'm seeking homemade remedies of a pinched nerve, not a diagnosis of gangrene of the torso or the beubonic plague.
Posted on 3/16/20 at 7:20 pm to alpinetiger
You picked a shitty time to get a non-life threatening but really annoying injury.
Posted on 3/16/20 at 7:22 pm to alpinetiger
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I don't have any malady you are proffering my good man. I have a pinched nerve. I'm seeking homemade remedies of a pinched nerve, not a diagnosis of gangrene of the torso or the beubonic plague.
Step 1: Hire a hooker.
Step 2: Promise her meth.
Step 3: Tell her you don't have meth once she comes over.
Step 4: ????
Step 5: Recover
Posted on 3/16/20 at 7:27 pm to alpinetiger
Get an order for an MRI and PT
Posted on 3/16/20 at 7:35 pm to alpinetiger
Go call a PT clinic and schedule an appointment to do dry needle.
Posted on 3/16/20 at 7:48 pm to alpinetiger
Helped me immediately. Lay on it from time to time to keep it in check.
Academy has them on sale pretty regularly.
Academy has them on sale pretty regularly.
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