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re: Pickup lines for dudes and chicks????
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:04 pm to BananaManCan
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:04 pm to BananaManCan
Let's not turn this rape into a murder.
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:09 pm to lurkr
Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place!
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:11 pm to BananaManCan
You from Iraq?
No, why?
I wanna see you Baghdad arse up.
No, why?
I wanna see you Baghdad arse up.
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:13 pm to BananaManCan
Hey babe I have a big dick come ride it you know you want it. Have a hard pick up your shirt let them see that big dick they coming home. Works every time.
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:14 pm to BananaManCan
quote:
Sounds like you've committed a rape before.
umm.... no, i just know that all people like to have sex. it's not that hard.
This post was edited on 2/17/17 at 12:15 pm
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:16 pm to arseinclarse
quote:
White bread, mayo, mustard
Damn right, especially if it's Bunny Bread.
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:18 pm to BananaManCan
"Hey, does this smell like chloroform?"
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:21 pm to BananaManCan
Girl, are you a parking ticket 'cause you got FINE written all over you.
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:22 pm to BananaManCan
I wish I was your toilet paper
why?
so I can get up in that arse
why?
so I can get up in that arse
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:25 pm to lurkr
quote:
Let's not turn this rape into a murder.
Was this a movie quote? Been saying this for a long time.
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:25 pm to liz18lsu
How many men have you used this line on?
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:25 pm to BananaManCan
Just grind on them. Ask questions later if you want
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:29 pm to BobCoot
Wouldn't you like to know? Let's just say you would need a barrel to collect all the dicks.
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:30 pm to safetyman
quote:
Hey babe I have a big dick come ride it you know you want it. Have a hard pick up your shirt let them see that big dick they coming home. Works every time.
What non-English speaking country does this work in?
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:33 pm to BananaManCan
"Do you want to play Titanic. You can play the iceberg and I will go down."
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:35 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
Who gives a flying frick about English. We on a message board. Lol. Oh please type in proper English. Lol what a fricking joke
This post was edited on 2/17/17 at 12:35 pm
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:36 pm to BananaManCan
Well this is a new schtick for an alter mr. gravy
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