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re: Pickup lines for dudes and chicks????

Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:04 pm to
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12367 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:04 pm to
Let's not turn this rape into a murder.
Posted by BananaManCan
Member since Sep 2009
4107 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:09 pm to
Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place!
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43293 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:11 pm to
You from Iraq?

No, why?

I wanna see you Baghdad arse up.
Posted by safetyman
Member since Jun 2011
11459 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:13 pm to
Hey babe I have a big dick come ride it you know you want it. Have a hard pick up your shirt let them see that big dick they coming home. Works every time.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18847 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

Sounds like you've committed a rape before.



umm.... no, i just know that all people like to have sex. it's not that hard.
This post was edited on 2/17/17 at 12:15 pm
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
55155 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:15 pm to
(no message)
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
55155 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

White bread, mayo, mustard


Damn right, especially if it's Bunny Bread.
Posted by DontPokeTheBear
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Aug 2011
767 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:18 pm to
"Hey, does this smell like chloroform?"
Posted by BananaManCan
Member since Sep 2009
4107 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:19 pm to
Willingly or no?
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17406 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:21 pm to
Girl, are you a parking ticket 'cause you got FINE written all over you.
Posted by BIGFOOD
Member since Jun 2011
12554 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:22 pm to
I wish I was your toilet paper

why?

so I can get up in that arse
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12367 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:22 pm to
frick bunny bread
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17354 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

Let's not turn this rape into a murder.


Was this a movie quote? Been saying this for a long time.
Posted by BobCoot
United States of America
Member since Nov 2016
434 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:25 pm to
How many men have you used this line on?
Posted by SmoothOperator96
TD Premium Member
Member since Jan 2016
4055 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:25 pm to
Just grind on them. Ask questions later if you want
Posted by BananaManCan
Member since Sep 2009
4107 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:29 pm to
Wouldn't you like to know? Let's just say you would need a barrel to collect all the dicks.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35554 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:30 pm to
quote:


Hey babe I have a big dick come ride it you know you want it. Have a hard pick up your shirt let them see that big dick they coming home. Works every time.





What non-English speaking country does this work in?
Posted by Mouthulcer
Metairie
Member since Feb 2015
639 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:33 pm to
"Do you want to play Titanic. You can play the iceberg and I will go down."
Posted by safetyman
Member since Jun 2011
11459 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:35 pm to
Who gives a flying frick about English. We on a message board. Lol. Oh please type in proper English. Lol what a fricking joke
This post was edited on 2/17/17 at 12:35 pm
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34521 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:36 pm to
Well this is a new schtick for an alter mr. gravy
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