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re: Pick your fight - You against a pitbull or a feral wild hog (third fight added)

Posted on 4/10/14 at 8:28 pm to
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 4/10/14 at 8:28 pm to
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In that case everyone would pick the cats. Its weird you mentioned feral hogs though because I haven't ever heard that term until Justified the other night and this thread was the second time I have ever heard it so I thought you must have watched it!


I have always called them wild (or feral)hogs. People think feral hogs and boars are the same thing. Feral just means they are untamed.
Posted by theenemy
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Posted on 4/10/14 at 8:29 pm to
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How big a ole boy are ya?


6'1" 205 lbs. You need some quickness you don't want to be slow when you go to grab them.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
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Posted on 4/10/14 at 8:35 pm to
Note to self:
Don't pick a fight with theenemy. Anyone who wrestles hogs for $10/hour is well suited for the standard pugilistic encounter.
Posted by theenemy
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Posted on 4/10/14 at 8:39 pm to
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Anyone who wrestles hogs for $10/hour


Hey $10 per hour back in the 90's for a college kid....shite, I thought I was rolling. Hell gas still cost around a $1 a gallon back then.
Posted by lsu480
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Posted on 4/10/14 at 8:40 pm to
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Don't pick a fight with theenemy. Anyone who wrestles hogs for $10/hour is well suited for the standard pugilistic encounter.



And cuts their nuts off once he has them held down!
Posted by blueboy
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Posted on 4/10/14 at 8:44 pm to
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no weapons but maybe a stick or rock (no knives or guns)
Thanks for the vagueness. "No weapons" means I'm likely fricked either way, but I'd rather take on the pig. I already know how agile dogs are.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
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Posted on 4/10/14 at 8:44 pm to
I'd have mowed yards instead!
Posted by shinerfan
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Posted on 4/10/14 at 9:00 pm to
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no weapons but maybe a stick or rock (no knives or guns)





Is this fight taking place in the shower or a federal courtroom? Odd places to encounter dog or hog but there aren't many places I won't have a knife.
Posted by crimsonsaint
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Posted on 4/10/14 at 9:01 pm to
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They charge and retreat and are more defensive.


Maybe out in the middle of the woods when it's just easier for them to run off. I'd assume in a confined area they'll continue to charge you.
Posted by theenemy
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Posted on 4/10/14 at 9:07 pm to
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Maybe out in the middle of the woods when it's just easier for them to run off. I'd assume in a confined area they'll continue to charge you.


Nope, even in a pen they will stay back up against the walls. Mostly only charges when you corner them in the corners and you get to close.
This post was edited on 4/10/14 at 9:07 pm
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 4/10/14 at 9:18 pm to
What about the edit to the OP?...

Two feral full sized tom cats, intent on killing you, pretty easy to defend and conquer?
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