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re: Pick 5 celebrities to put into a colosseum and fight to the death. Who wins?

Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:53 am to
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:53 am to
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Posted by RealityTiger
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Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:54 am to
Fresh air being shite and piss vapors.
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:58 am to
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Posted by double d
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Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:58 am to
Kanye
Obama
Hillary
Caitlin Jenner
Ted Nugent- uncle Ted takes them all out with his bow wearing a Loin Cloth singing Cat Scratch Fever. Then calls up Trump to party with him.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:59 am to
Oprah
Ellen
Dr. Phil
Kanye
Don Lemon


As soon as Mills Lane yells "lets get it on" 4 starved tigers are unleashed and one of these fricks has to give the play by play until he/she is mauled to death.
Posted by Grandioso
Driftwood, TX
Member since Dec 2015
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Posted on 2/18/16 at 11:01 am to
Kanye West
Ronda Rousey

I don't care for either one, but it would be funny to see Kanye shite his pants knowing his "greatness" is about to come to a dead stop (pun intended). By a girl...
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Posted on 2/18/16 at 11:03 am to
You people sure do hate Kanye.

Yeah, I don't really blame you.
Posted by IceTiger
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Posted on 2/18/16 at 11:03 am to
I like your list...give them a bunch of hunger game weapons and watch ted flay them...I imagine Kanye and Jenner are in good enough shape to stay alive a while...but they eventually get snuffed by arrows
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 2/18/16 at 11:05 am to
Kanye West
Kim kardashian
Michelle Obama
Amy schumer

And Mel Gibson.
Posted by Grandioso
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Member since Dec 2015
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Posted on 2/18/16 at 11:06 am to
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Kanye West
Kim kardashian
Michelle Obama
Amy schumer


Not a bad list at all.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 2/18/16 at 11:07 am to
quote:

Not a bad list at all.




Arming mel gibson with a machete and a bottle of whiskey.
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 2/18/16 at 11:08 am to
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Arming mel gibson with a machete and a bottle of whiskey.



And tell him they are all Joos
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 2/18/16 at 11:10 am to
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Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
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Member since Oct 2011
36494 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 11:10 am to
Trump
GW Bush
Bieber
Stacy Dash
Peyton Manning


No idea who wins. I do know the Manning headbutt will be very effective.
Posted by Boudreaux35
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 2/18/16 at 11:23 am to
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Pick 5 celebrities to put into a colosseum and fight to the death. Who wins?


Is this a trick question?

Obvious answer is Chuck Norris. Doesn't matter who the others are.
Posted by cubsfan5150
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 2/18/16 at 11:30 am to
How about 4 bad asses and you, and you lose.
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 2/18/16 at 11:36 am to
It's more about having celebrities you hate killed in horrible ways, like their eyes being dissolved with acid or their genitals munched off by pandas
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9660 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 11:39 am to
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Bruce Jenner is the only athletic one in that bunch. I think he takes the others easily.


Dude. Jaden Smith won a pretty big karate tournament in Beijing back in 2010.
Posted by Rockbrc
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Member since Nov 2015
7947 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 11:39 am to
Sylvester Stallone
Tom Cruise
Jennifer Lopez
Nancy Grace
George W Bush

Don't like any of them and don't really have a good reason.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28628 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 11:43 am to
Bieber - blueberry muffin
Kardashian, Kim - whoopie cushion
Kanye - loofa sponge
Hillary Clinton - cinder block (tied around neck)
Chuck Norris - nunchakus

Is that right?

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