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re: Pentagon develops microchip that detects COVID under your skin
Posted on 4/13/21 at 11:36 am to QJenk
Posted on 4/13/21 at 11:36 am to QJenk
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If the government really wanted to. They could already do that. They don't need microchips when there's 20 people all gathered together on their phones connected to Wi-fi
You can leave all that behind though
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Posted on 4/13/21 at 11:37 am to Salmon
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can we actually talk about how this tech could be used for actual good?
Nope. Big bad government is just taking away all freedoms. But also I won't get vaccinated until the FDA approves it.
Posted on 4/13/21 at 11:38 am to LNCHBOX
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but you definitely have the Reynold's Wrap open on your counter.
A. I always have the reynolds on the counter, baw.
B. How??
why is it so crazy to think that a micro chip developed by the pentagon would still have communication with "what" or "whom" ever should cell towers go down?Posted on 4/13/21 at 11:39 am to LSUfanNkaty
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How?? why is it so crazy to think that a micro chip developed by the pentagon would still have communication with "what" or "whom" ever should cell towers go down?
I mean,
Posted on 4/13/21 at 11:40 am to LNCHBOX
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I mean,
You mean... you don't have any logical way to dispute what I just said
Posted on 4/13/21 at 11:41 am to QJenk
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If the government really wanted to. They could already do that. They don't need microchips when there's 20 people all gathered together on their phones connected to Wi-fi
That lets the cat out of the bag though that they’ve been spying on us. Plus I can leave a phone behind. Once you’ve got the chip in though, the government may introduce a little software upgrade for the safety of the citizens, and then we’re just fricked.
Posted on 4/13/21 at 11:41 am to LSUfanNkaty
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You mean... you don't have any logical way to dispute what I just said
The logical way was to get you to realize the conversation you were having, but you think it's perfectly reasonable. You may have already made your hat after all.
Posted on 4/13/21 at 11:42 am to OMLandshark
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Plus I can leave a phone behind.
I've watched enough movies to know that all you have to do is rip out the microchip with your hands and you are good to go
Posted on 4/13/21 at 11:43 am to LNCHBOX
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The logical way was to get you to realize the conversation you were having, but you think it's perfectly reasonable. You may have already made your hat after all.
I quit
Posted on 4/13/21 at 11:43 am to OMLandshark
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That lets the cat out of the bag though that they’ve been spying on us. Plus I can leave a phone behind. Once you’ve got the chip in though, the government may introduce a little software upgrade for the safety of the citizens, and then we’re just fricked.
Ever seen Enemy of the State?
Posted on 4/13/21 at 11:43 am to Salmon
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I've watched enough movies to know that all you have to do is rip out the microchip with your hands and you are good to go
And then all you need is to bite down on a rag and use a needle and thread as you stitch it back up.Posted on 4/13/21 at 11:46 am to LNCHBOX
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Ever seen Enemy of the State?
I have not actually.
Posted on 4/13/21 at 11:47 am to stout
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Relax, conspiracy theorists
Relax conspiracy theorists. Nothing suspicious about the Pentagon developing tracking chips.
Posted on 4/13/21 at 11:47 am to OMLandshark
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I have not actually.
You should, and then realize that the NSA was mad it got made and Snowden's leaks confirmed that the movie was more realistic than you might think.... in 1998.
ETA: It's also a pretty entertaining watch.
This post was edited on 4/13/21 at 11:49 am
Posted on 4/13/21 at 11:50 am to OMLandshark
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That lets the cat out of the bag though that they’ve been spying on us. Plus I can leave a phone behind. Once you’ve got the chip in though, the government may introduce a little software upgrade for the safety of the citizens, and then we’re just fricked.
You could, but you know good and well 90% of people aren't leaving their cell phone anywhere.
But in any case, I'm not defending this at all. Getting Covid vaccine doesn't bother me. Microchip under my skin is where I draw the line, personally. I will pass. I watch entirely too much tv for me to trust that shite
Posted on 4/13/21 at 11:51 am to stout
Don't worry everyone its just for 2 weeks to flatten the curve.
Don't worry everyone its just money that grows on trees that were going to start sending out.
Don't worry everyone we need to spend millions on gender reassignment research in Africa.
Don't worry everyone the shot is safe. Just go ahead and inject it.
Don't worry everyone its just a small chip we put in your skin to detect things for your own good.
Don't worry everyone we're only going to defund the police a little.
Don't worry everyone we just want some of your guns.
How about frick that?
No chance in hell am I inserting a government chip into my body to detect a flu.
What the frick are people thinking when they trust the government to literally put microchips into their body?
Don't worry everyone its just money that grows on trees that were going to start sending out.
Don't worry everyone we need to spend millions on gender reassignment research in Africa.
Don't worry everyone the shot is safe. Just go ahead and inject it.
Don't worry everyone its just a small chip we put in your skin to detect things for your own good.
Don't worry everyone we're only going to defund the police a little.
Don't worry everyone we just want some of your guns.
How about frick that?
No chance in hell am I inserting a government chip into my body to detect a flu.
What the frick are people thinking when they trust the government to literally put microchips into their body?
Posted on 4/13/21 at 11:52 am to stout
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detect COVID-19 in an individual well before a patient zero spawns an outbreak.
Awesome news. This may be the way back to normalcy if the Govt can produce them and make everyone get it. If you know you have it before you become contagious you can self quarantine. Maybe they can add something that alerts authorities if you go out in public while infected.
This is a great step toward going back to normal life.
Posted on 4/13/21 at 11:55 am to Salmon
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I'm not comparing them.
I'm saying they are on the same slope.
Yet we all have cell phones on us right now.
So spare me the hand wringing.
Dude, I can downgrade my phone to a fricking flip phone if I wanted to now and not be as connected as with a smart phone. Can I do that if a fricking chip is implanted in me? I can probably cut it out but I would rather just downgrade my phone. Have we learned nothing from this past year. We are legit fricked
Posted on 4/13/21 at 11:56 am to Salmon
quote:Who would you trust to develop a microchip that could be inserted into you? Which company or government agency?
having a chip that can accurately detect viruses when they enter your body is kinda awesome if you try not to go all conspiracy theory about it
Not being an a-hole, genuinely curious.
Posted on 4/13/21 at 11:57 am to stout
that will be a nope from me....
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