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re: Patients who scream at the top of their lungs to light mild palpating
Posted on 4/4/17 at 5:41 pm to SamuelClemens
Posted on 4/4/17 at 5:41 pm to SamuelClemens
quote:nerd
I've never written that Rx
Posted on 4/4/17 at 5:43 pm to SamuelClemens
happens with appendicitis
Posted on 4/4/17 at 5:44 pm to SamuelClemens
So if I come in with bulging disc in my neck and back do I get Oxycodone?
This post was edited on 4/4/17 at 5:46 pm
Posted on 4/4/17 at 5:45 pm to SamuelClemens
What med school did you graduate from?
Posted on 4/4/17 at 5:45 pm to LesMiles BFF
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I suffer severe gout attacks every so often.
Well then good thing acute gout usually has other signs than your sissy crying.
Posted on 4/4/17 at 5:47 pm to SuperSaint
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once caught 'galt' in ankle and it hurt like a bitch. J
Serious?
The average Louisianain's diet is the worst for gout.
Shellfish, alcohol, organ meats (boudin, rice dressing, chicken gizzards,etc)
You don't have to be fat to have gout. You may just live in Louisiana.
Posted on 4/4/17 at 5:48 pm to SamuelClemens
I'm not on pain meds, and don't care for pain meds. With that being said, frick off, you pompous arse. We get it, you're better than us and a half step below God himself.
Posted on 4/4/17 at 5:48 pm to ksayetiger
He's actually a dentist.
Posted on 4/4/17 at 5:50 pm to SamuelClemens
Send them my way I got some oxy from my ankle surgery $10 a pill
Posted on 4/4/17 at 5:52 pm to SamuelClemens
Thanks for addicting America to opioids! Hope the free pens and lunches were worth it. 
Posted on 4/4/17 at 5:52 pm to p0845330
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not on pain meds, and don't care for pain meds. With that being said, frick off, you pompous arse. We get it, you're better than us and a half step below God himself.
I am guessing you never witnessed sub- human addict trying to score in ER
Posted on 4/4/17 at 5:54 pm to SundayFunday
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Well then good thing acute gout usually has other signs than your sissy crying.
Well doc, you may or may not know this but I have about 3 to 4 hours notice from my body that I am going to have a severe attack. So if I go to you saying that my knee is killing me and it's only slightly swollen, not too warm, and still normally colored, just realize that I am asking you to write a script for 5 days of pain killers and steroids because the NSAIDS are a fricking joke.
How do I know this? Because it's my body and no matter how much schooling you've had, you haven't lived a single day in my shoes.
Sorry I sound so emotional but idk how many times I've had to go home and suffer because some dude wrote me a script for naproxen and allopurinol. Like I don't already have the allopurinol and like Alieve is going to remotely touch gout pain.
Just realize that doctors have a bad rep of being know it alls for a reason.
Posted on 4/4/17 at 5:55 pm to SamuelClemens
When I tell you it hurts like two MF'ers and you want to continue to gouge in and probe, how about if I hold your balls while you fricking "lightly probe" so we can keep things equal?
Masochist douchebags, and whatnot.
Masochist douchebags, and whatnot.
Posted on 4/4/17 at 5:55 pm to thelawnwranglers
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I am guessing you never witnessed sub- human addict trying to score in ER
I have.. But what about the people who truly need it. I really feel like you shouldn't take this medication everyday. But some times I can't even get out of bed because the pain in my neck that radiates into the side of my head. Ibuprofen and a 10mg oxycodone helps me.
Posted on 4/4/17 at 5:56 pm to northshorebamaman
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On the flipside, I'm tired of being treated like a drug seeking junkie every time I'm in legitimate pain.
Those people OP is talking about ruin it for everyone.
Posted on 4/4/17 at 5:59 pm to PhilipMarlowe
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The average Louisianain's diet is the worst for gout.
In Louisiana it's called "The Gouch"
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Thanks for addicting America to opioids! Hope the free pens and lunches were worth it
Well since bonuses are tied to Press Ganey scores and patient satisfaction yeah. (The Doctor was Rude means I didn't get my Norco). And your boy, Ted Kennedy, took care of the lunches. You remember him, got drunk, killed a girl and went home.
Of course he was a good lawyer, only got caught cheating once in law school
Posted on 4/4/17 at 5:59 pm to LSU_Smash_the_West
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have.. But what about the people who truly need it. I really feel like you shouldn't take this medication everyday. But some times I can't even get out of bed because the pain in my neck that radiates into the side of my head. Ibuprofen and a 10mg oxycodone helps me.
Sorry to hear no judgements from me
I don't like the stuff honestly I got it, and cut it off. Crazy dreams and just a hazy feelingm.
Posted on 4/4/17 at 6:01 pm to SamuelClemens
You probably one of those doctors that give a prostate exam when the patient came in for tonsillitis. I haven't been to a doctor in 15 years. I can't stand the long waits, I have to be in serious pain to get felt up by someone who won't give me a happy ending.
Posted on 4/4/17 at 6:01 pm to SamuelClemens
Can a Nurse Practitioner do your job? I mean, the actually treat pain
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