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re: Parents should read ‘Why Gary, Why?” By Jody Plauche
Posted on 10/16/19 at 11:11 am to CptRusty
Posted on 10/16/19 at 11:11 am to CptRusty
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We should have a Gary Plauche holiday
My wife asked me the other day about the seeming prevelance of pedophilia today. I argued it was always around just not near as acted upon due to vigilante justice.
Nowadays they get a slap on the wrist and some counseling and are cut loose.
Back then they were beaten, hung, or found themselves on the end of a bullet and it tended to deter some of these actions.
Repercussions have been removed. I'm glad as hell he put a bullet in that fricks head and there isn't a way in hell I'd convict Gary of shite.
Send him to meet the president at theWhite House!
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Posted on 10/16/19 at 11:12 am to mikelbr
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had the most fricked up dream about you last night. We shared an apartment with 3 other roomies and our penises were detachable. Like you removed them at the end of a day like you would a hat or shoes.
we all put our penises in a drawer in the kitchen and they were all recognizable. Yours was like a hexagonal cylinder.
Paging Dr Freud... Or Jung... Whichever one of those nut jobs talked about dreams all the time.
Posted on 10/16/19 at 11:17 am to LCA131
“...sometimes it’s a detachable Penis kept in a drawer.”
Seriously though, someone should analyze this dream
This post was edited on 10/16/19 at 11:19 am
Posted on 10/16/19 at 11:43 am to mikelbr
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You two should start a cooking channel and post vids to the F&D Board
Now this is a show I'd watch. I see Fr33's facebook posts of his cooking and then see my anemic whatever it is...Fr33's is so much better.
Jody:
I'll be paypal'ing later. Would love to have a signed copy. I'll email my address after I pay.
Posted on 10/16/19 at 12:32 pm to NoHoTiger
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Jody:
I'll be paypal'ing later. Would love to have a signed copy. I'll email my address after I pay.
Cool...thanks.
Speaking of address...Kramer...I got your payment but I need an address. I'm about to go mail some books. And I am going to be on the road the next 2 days.
Posted on 10/16/19 at 12:39 pm to mikelbr
Detachable Penis - King Missile (Bonus 120 minutes nostalgia)
quote:
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
They hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
But they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
And calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
But I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the arse,
I like having a detachable penis.
Posted on 10/16/19 at 1:06 pm to OWLFAN86
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Rag is dead,, D...E....A...D dead,, get over it
Watch your whore mouth.
Posted on 12/31/19 at 2:56 pm to JodyPlauche
I finally finished your stupid book. How you gonna give Delgado a shout out and not me???
Just Messing. It was very well done.
Now admit that you boned Patricia Bowman at that Bed and Breakfast.
Just Messing. It was very well done.
Now admit that you boned Patricia Bowman at that Bed and Breakfast.
Posted on 12/31/19 at 3:05 pm to mikelbr
Someone needs to edit the "Ha! Got eem!" guy right after the piece of shite hits the floor.
This post was edited on 12/31/19 at 3:24 pm
Posted on 12/31/19 at 3:16 pm to mikelbr
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How you gonna give Delgado a shout out and not me???
I knew the OT would appreciate me mentioning Delgado :)
I came up with the name of my book listening to Face to Face. I wondered why Gary Chambers would ever do a radio show with John Delgado.
Posted on 12/31/19 at 3:20 pm to JodyPlauche
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came up with the name of my book listening to Face to Face. I wondered why Gary Chambers would ever do a radio show with John Delgado.
Hahaha. You're awful. But the name of the book is actually perfect.
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