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re: Parents of fat kids should pay fines to the state

Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:47 am to
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:47 am to
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My kids' school is so paranoid about child hunger


Is this a real thing in America?
Posted by Wind
Member since Nov 2016
967 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:47 am to
4/10 for the attempt.

Your shtick has gotten really old.

You're to fat people and bad parents what goldenugget is to single men and women.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86222 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:47 am to
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Parents of fat kids should pay fines to the state


No.

But society should shame them...harshly.

Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:47 am to
What if your kid eats terrible foods but has really a really high metabolism? You know, one of those kids that eats Fast Food every meal but is still skinny as a bean pole.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:48 am to
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19 people with fatty kids in this thread


Husky.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66109 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:54 am to
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Husky.


which letting them gorge on coca cola and potato chips
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:54 am to
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What if your kid eats terrible foods but has really a really high metabolism? You know, one of those kids that eats Fast Food every meal but is still skinny as a bean pole.




Then your kid is not fat...

You're a bad parent but at least it's not affecting me.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:56 am to
I think it should be a form of child abuse personally.


A 5 year old should NEVER be 100 lbs. Yet I took care of children that large. Breaks your heart to see a child like that, that stands no chance of having a healthy outcome.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:57 am to
I say we do it the spartan way. Toss all the ones deemed unfit off a cliff. Too many softies in today's world sucking on the teat of luxury.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:58 am to
I like seeing people that are fat enough to rest their hands on their guts..like a built in TV tray, ya know?
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18912 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:59 am to
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I say we do it the spartan way. Toss all the ones deemed unfit off a cliff. Too many softies in today's world sucking on the teat of luxury.


Can we at least test their physical fitness first? Don't want to get rid of any future lineman.
This post was edited on 3/28/17 at 8:01 am
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:59 am to
Or we could stop having 3-5 different fast food restaurant options on every block.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18912 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 8:02 am to
It's not really the fast food itself. It's the super sized portions and the soft drinks. Hell, most fast food places have healthier options like salads and grilled chicken.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 8:03 am to
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Can we at least test their physical fitness first? Don't want to get rid of any future lineman.


Nope, they'd still end up draining society because their knees can't handle their fatass weight and the strain of being a lineman.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
61027 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 8:03 am to
Do we even take genetics into account?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66109 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 8:04 am to
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I like seeing people that are fat enough to rest their hands on their guts..like a built in TV tray, ya know?


gravy is a pro at this.

Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
14835 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 8:04 am to
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What if your kids aren't fat but you're still a really bad parent?


Or what if my kid is fat but I'm also a bad parent for many other reasons?

I'm just saying don't limit the potential revenue stream here. The state would have a goldmine at just my house alone.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 8:04 am to
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Hell, most fast food places have healthier options like salads and grilled chicken.


Sure, because most little brats think of salads and grilled chicken when they pull into McDonalds.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
49695 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 8:13 am to
I agree to a point. But let's not stop there.
Posted by Drakeo1990
Member since Mar 2015
308 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 8:17 am to
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chicken


quote:

$1.50 per pound.



quote:

carrots


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$1.60 per pound.


quote:

but it's not more expensive.



Yes it is.

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