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Pack it in, boys. This guy just won America.

Posted on 7/4/16 at 1:53 pm
Posted by StringedInstruments
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Posted on 7/4/16 at 1:53 pm
The Ultimate American Experience

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Posted by Thurber
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Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 7/4/16 at 1:55 pm to
How does an eagle get stuck in a tree?


Sounds like he sucks at being an eagle.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 7/4/16 at 1:57 pm to
Congrats on letting shitty eagle genes live on.

He just made an entire species weaker.
Posted by dawgfan1979
Red hills of Jawja
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 7/4/16 at 1:57 pm to
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Sounds like he sucks at being an eagle.


I think it was a youngling
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
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Posted on 7/4/16 at 2:01 pm to
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shoot the four inches of rope


#triggered
Posted by heypaul
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Posted on 7/4/16 at 2:02 pm to
As reported by an UK Newspaper.......
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 7/4/16 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

Sounds like he sucks at being an eagle.


That eagle would slit your throat.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
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Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 7/4/16 at 2:06 pm to
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Sounds like he sucks at being an eagle.


It's a Juvenile. They're awkward.
Posted by airfernando
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Posted on 7/4/16 at 2:06 pm to
hey, everyone. look at me raise my arms. I'm special.
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 7/4/16 at 2:07 pm to
That's not a bald eagle
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 7/4/16 at 2:08 pm to
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That's not a bald eagle


Juvi. They don't get their white feathers until 4-5 years of age. They're also about 20% larger so they can actually fly.
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 7/4/16 at 2:09 pm to
Interesting
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
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Posted on 7/4/16 at 2:10 pm to
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hey, everyone. look at me raise my arms. I'm special.



Well he was featured in multiple national and local news across the country.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 2:10 pm to
Yeah, they're really awkward. As they get more adept, they lose their juvi feathers and gain the white head and tail.
Posted by papasmurf1269
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Posted on 7/4/16 at 2:11 pm to
I read the article, and while I appreciate the effort the article says the guy shot about 125 rounds to break the rope Not a very high percentage of hits
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 7/4/16 at 2:11 pm to
The untold ending to this story: wife let him PIIHB while fireworks were going off outside.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 7/4/16 at 2:11 pm to
The most American thing I will read today
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 2:17 pm to
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The untold ending to this story: wife let him PIIHB while fireworks were going off outside


BOC wrote a song about that.

Fireworks

She went down on a snow white pillow
To cast herself in the looking glass
He knew the time had finally come now
To break the spell they shared at last



Posted by AU66
Northport Al
Member since Sep 2006
3314 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 2:19 pm to
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The DNR officer on scene said Jason was so good that he basically hit the same spot every time.


papasmurph you must have missed this part.
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